Friend That Parents Remember Isn’t Actually Close Friend

“How’s Chloe?” Janice McDermott asked her daughter, Amika McDermott (’16), over the…

Parents Embarrassed by Lame Student

Stanford, CA – Reports indicate that Greg and Melanie Smyth were disappointed…

Ask a Guy Doing Standup at the CoHo

Dear Guy Doing Standup at the CoHo, My parents came for parents’…

Parents Send Student to His Room During Parents Weekend

Students across campus vacuumed and straightened like never before in preparation for…

Parents Still Really Amazed by the Potato Forks for Some Reason

Freshman Katie Swimmer took her parents to the Treehouse for lunch last…

Parents of Azia Kim Apprehended at Parents’ Weekend

In a bizarre continuation of the scandal that swept the campus just…

Student Sexiled by Mother, Permanently Scarred



When freshman Josh Crawford’s mother Lillian informed him that she would be…

Student In Trouble For Irresponsible Guests

Parents Found Puking, Vandalizing; Son Put on Probation By Jorie Carmeister STANFORD—Freshman…