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Punxsutawney Phil takes “Erika Kirk” approach to Groundhog Day announcement

After his wife, Phyllis, was assassinated last month at a TSUSA (Turning…

Executive Order: Pardons Only Valid for Turkeys Who Participated in January 6th

Trump signed a new executive order invalidating the ceremonial pardons of all…

Stanford’s Holistic Admissions Process Now Considers Astrological Signs

In the wake of the Trump Administration’s mission to eliminate diversity, equity,…

Federal Aid Cuts Got You Down? I’m Paying for College With Prostitution.

With costs of higher education ever inflating and recent funding cuts, many…

Opinion: Girls Scouts of America Troops Walked So DOGE Could Run

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has been a central interest for…

Therapy Llamas Bring Peace to Gaza

Impressively, Donald Trump has come up with a new solution for solving…

There’s a New Serif in Town: Amid Federal Grant Freezes, Stanford Makes Some (Slightly) Noticeable Changes

January 28, 2025 3:08pm: In an unexpected move, Stanford has rushed to…

I’m Not Lovin’ It: McDonald’s Abandons Pledge to DEI Policies

On January 5, 2025, McDonald’s announced DEI efforts are being discontinued at…