Joe Biden Promises That His VP Pick Will be a Woman, and a Jewess No Less!

May 12, 2020 4:35 pm
Joe Biden Promises That His VP Pick Will be a Woman, and a Jewess No Less!
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Trump to Successfully Re-open Country by “Solstice of the Goats,” an Ancient Pagan Holiday He Just Reintroduced

April 24, 2020 4:51 pm
Trump to Successfully Re-open Country by “Solstice of the Goats,” an Ancient Pagan Holiday He Just Reintroduced
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corono virus? What about hilarys emails?

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corono virus? What about hilarys emails?
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DNC Frantically Inventing New States to Give Biden Last-Minute Electoral Boost

April 19, 2020 3:08 pm
DNC Frantically Inventing New States to Give Biden Last-Minute Electoral Boost

As moderates consolidate behind their lukewarm candidate of choice, Joe Biden, the Democratic National Committee has stepped up its efforts to halt the momentum of populist insurgent Bernie Sanders. After having drop-outs Buttigieg, Klobuchar, Harris, O’Rourke and Bloomberg all endorse the former vice president, and amid wall-to-wall positive TV coverage, […]

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Senators Embarrassed to Realize They Wore Same Goat Mask to Ritual Orgy

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Senators Embarrassed to Realize They Wore Same Goat Mask to Ritual Orgy

BOHEMIAN GROVE, CA — Noticing one another from across the foyer of their host’s ornate mansion, Senators Ralph Krandell (D-NY) and Gemma Rowe (R-MT) realized with embarrassment earlier this evening that they’d worn the exact same goat mask to the night’s ritualistic orgy. “One of us is going to have […]

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To Celebrate Black History Month, Buttigieg Campaign Will Highlight Each of Their Black Supporters Over the Last 9 Days of the Month

March 1, 2020 10:37 am
To Celebrate Black History Month, Buttigieg Campaign Will Highlight Each of Their Black Supporters Over the Last 9 Days of the Month
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