Vogue seeks advice from police on how to best shoot black people

Several thousand page Brexit document sent to Brussels for finalization turns out to be intricately drawn Phineas and Ferb hentai

With the turn of the new year the five year Brexit deal…

Fuck You, We Aren’t Going to Write About the Coup

Hey, you—yeah, you! The jackoff with the ear that looks like a…

Breaking: Interior Designers May Have Been Among Capitol Rioters in Hopes of Breaking In, Redecorating

According to inside sources, interior designer Michelle Lin and a rowdy collection…

South Secedes from Union; Shots Fired over Fort Sumter

South Carolina shocked the nation when it declared last Friday that it…

News In Brief: Election

Nevada Loses All Ballots in Game of Poker  As the US Presidential…

Sesame street introduces new voting segment where Big Bird chases undecided voters down the street and beats them until they promise to vote for Joe Biden

Outbreak of Cyberbullying Devastates Millions of Youths After Melania Trump Leaves White House

A specter is haunting the teens of America—the specter of cyberbullying. For…

Josh Hawley promises not to say the n-word this Black History Month 

Dr. Fauci Feels Much More Comfortable Walking Around Public Now That He Is Not Being Traced By the Red Dot of a Nearby Army Sniper

In many ways the nation took a big sigh of relief after…