Senate Unable to Reach Agreement on Wallpaper for Border Wall, Gov. Remains Shut Down

January 14, 2019 7:00 pm
Senate Unable to Reach Agreement on Wallpaper for Border Wall, Gov. Remains Shut Down
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A Political Science Major’s Credible Take on France’s Current Situation

December 10, 2018 5:00 pm
A Political Science Major’s Credible Take on France’s Current Situation

It’s crazy what’s happening in France. All the protesting! Absolutely mind-blowing. Yes, I’m a poli-sci major, so I probably understand the protest to a much more advanced degree than you. But to put it simply, this protest is at once completely unexpected and extremely expected. I want you all to […]

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White House Wishes a Happy Hanukkah to America’s Globalists

December 3, 2018 7:00 pm
White House Wishes a Happy Hanukkah to America’s Globalists
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Trump Opts To Pardon Exclusively White And Affluent Turkeys

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Trump Opts To Pardon Exclusively White And Affluent Turkeys

Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. Between the gluttonous binging preceding gut-wrenching regret and the inevitable turkey drops that everyone saw coming, the holiday break brought few shockers outside of typical turkey-centric expectations. In the tradition of ceremonial turkey pardons, President Trump shocked no-one in selecting to pardon two White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant […]

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Wow! Bernie Sanders Said He Doesn’t Like Anchovies and Now Conservatives Are Eating Pound After Pound of Salty Fish

November 22, 2018 1:00 pm
Wow! Bernie Sanders Said He Doesn’t Like Anchovies and Now Conservatives Are Eating Pound After Pound of Salty Fish

With political polarization at a fever pitch, it sometimes feels like there’s no middle ground between Democrats and Republicans. And things are only getting worse, if this latest scandal is any indication — after Senator Bernie Sanders offhandedly mentioned that he doesn’t like anchovies, America’s conservatives have taken it upon […]

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Colorblind Democrat Insists Coming “Grey Wave” Will Sweep Midterms, Turn Grey States Grey

November 5, 2018 7:00 pm
Colorblind Democrat Insists Coming “Grey Wave” Will Sweep Midterms, Turn Grey States Grey
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