The First Presidential Debate Was Too Hot for Television

Tuesday night’s debate was rife with more sexual tension than Ghislaine Maxwell…

Government promises to stick glowing vial of untested liquid into your arm by Thanksgiving

Op-Ed: To Ensure My Vote Counts I Nailed A Copy of My Ballot to Every Door in My State Capitol

You heard me right. With all the damn kerfuffle around ballots and…

Joe Biden Promises That His VP Pick Will be a Woman, and a Jewess No Less!

DNC Frantically Inventing New States to Give Biden Last-Minute Electoral Boost

As moderates consolidate behind their lukewarm candidate of choice, Joe Biden, the…

Senators Embarrassed to Realize They Wore Same Goat Mask to Ritual Orgy

BOHEMIAN GROVE, CA — Noticing one another from across the foyer of…

Disastrous Iowa Caucuses Were Using Stanford Web Authentication Services, Investigation Reveals

Technological and infrastructural complications with the Iowa caucuses earlier this week have…