“Disappointment” Herpes Virus Finally Gets His Big Break

After a lifetime of embarrassingly low transmissibility, a young herpes virus finally…

Viennese Ball Uncovered as Plot to Capture Prince Charming

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Stanford University’s annual Winter Quarter dance, the Viennese…

This Halloween, Stanford Furry Club Dresses Up as People

Stanford’s Furry Club embraced the unexpected—donning costumes of hoodies and jeans, they…

Local Ghost Does Not Appreciate Couple Fucking In The Computer Cluster

It’s that time of year again: the crows caw ominously, bats make…

Breaking: A Capella Clubs Decide to be Really Fucking Mean in Their Rejection Letters 

Shockwaves ripped through the Frosh dork community after receiving a barrage of…

Opinion: TA is Madly In Love With Me Specifically 

I have ascertained, through the virtues of my immense powers of deduction,…