TDX House Comes Back from Tornado, Lands On Top of Wicked ResEd Dean of the South

February 4, 2019 7:00 pm
TDX House Comes Back from Tornado, Lands On Top of Wicked ResEd Dean of the South

The magical land of drunken munchkin men, otherwise known as TDX, had a reason to rejoiced this past Friday. Their house, as clean and well-lit as ever, came down from a freak tornado in the sky, fell to the earth, and – by pure happenstance – landed on top of […]

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Stanford to Build Artificial Islands in Bay to Accommodate Future Growth

January 31, 2019 11:59 pm
Stanford to Build Artificial Islands in Bay to Accommodate Future Growth

Following a recent report by the Daily that Stanford plans to construct over two million square feet of academic and residential space by 2035, the University has made a subsequent announcement that — rather than expanding into Palo Alto and exacerbating the ongoing local housing crisis — it will instead […]

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BREAKING: Lovers Exchange Heartfelt Poems and Roses Under a Romantic Full Moon

January 22, 2019 7:00 pm
BREAKING: Lovers Exchange Heartfelt Poems and Roses Under a Romantic Full Moon

Some claim that romance is dead. Some claim that days of boomboxing under a harassed girl’s window have past. Some claim that at Stanford, first base is sex and second base is getting their name. Well, some people are wrong, and last Sunday, Stanford students came out in force to […]

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Moms Are Up In Arms About The New Alcohol Policy, Say They Don’t Want Their Kids To Become Lightweight Pussies

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Moms Are Up In Arms About The New Alcohol Policy, Say They Don’t Want Their Kids To Become Lightweight Pussies
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Help! The Stanford Serra Camp Is Being Overwhelmed by Colored Folk and Needs YOUR Milky-White, God-Fearing, Upper-Middle Class Ass to Defend its Borders!

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I want you for U.S. Army : nearest recruiting station / James Montgomery Flagg. 1917. Library of Congress..War poster with the famous phrase "I want you for U. S. Army" shows Uncle Sam pointing his finger at the viewer in order to recruit soldiers for the American Army during World War I. The printed phrase "Nearest recruiting station" has a blank space below to add the address for enlisting...http://hdl.loc.gov/loc.pnp/ppmsca.50554

Hail, friend! Here be treasure, and booty, and loot, for those who know how to look! Free housing and bullion galore, and honor and merit to the brave souls who dare to venture out into those wild, wild wastes and help defend… Stanford Serra Camp! The Junipero Serra Camp is […]

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Full Moon on the Quad BINGO: FLIPSIDE EDITION 

January 14, 2019 7:00 pm
Full Moon on the Quad BINGO: FLIPSIDE EDITION 

  Flipside Member  “Sober” Monitor    Sober “Monitor”   A literal goldfish (A Tall) Flipside Member  Flipside Member with a Flappy Tongue   Two Flipside Members Stacked Under a Trench Coat Flipside Member  Flipside member in the middle of an existential breakdown   An actual tree. Like a birch or […]

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