Frosh Come to California to Find Moat, Series of Sadistic Obstacles Barring Entry to Campus

Stanford Administration shocked the community last week when President and Gamemaker Marc…

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KA Barricades Frat House, Promises to Outlast Siege In what is being…

Stanford GSB Students Great at Spreading Viral Products

Twitter User @NotQAnon69 announced as newest Hoover Fellow

This week, the Hoover Institution announced its newest addition to its prestigious…

Meet Bronc, the world’s first genetically-engineered frat bro

Ever since Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, scientists have wondered, “Can we create life?…

Our Earnest Congratulations to Stanford’s Two Economics Nobel Laureates for their Invention of the So-Called “Money”

It has come to our attention that the Flipside did not recognize…

Student Who Brags About Sleeping 3 Hours A Night Laments That His Talents Would Be Better Recognized If He Lived in The Paleolithic Era Defending His Cave from Predators All Night

“Prehistoric man was anywhere from seven to nine feet tall, you know,”…

Stanford introduces pod system, and thank you for your interest, but no, you can’t be in mine

Following investigation of lecturer Alex Gould, SEC realizes that entirety of Stanford University is and elaborate, multi-tiered marketing pyramid scheme led by MTL

Last month, the Univeristy was shocked when the United States Securities and…

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In Honor of Louise Glück   Roses… are vaguely orange  Violets – somewhat…