A Royal Decree from DavidMan to the Stanford Community

April 16, 2019 7:00 pm
A Royal Decree from DavidMan to the Stanford Community

To Our Loyal Constituents  Serfs, We, the DavidMan, have deigned to take valuable time out of our day to address the peasantry; so hear our words, and take heed. It has come to our attention that we completely and utterly dominated the recent ASSU election in a landslide vote — the […]

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Imposter Syndrome is Leading Issue Among Students Who Murdered Admit and Stole Their Identity, Study Finds

April 15, 2019 11:59 am
Imposter Syndrome is Leading Issue Among Students Who Murdered Admit and Stole Their Identity, Study Finds

A recent study by Counseling and Psychological Services has identified imposter syndrome as the leading mental health issue among students who murdered an admitted high schooler and stole their identity, CAPS reported earlier this week. “Moreso than depression, anxiety, and eating disorders, our research suggests that imposter syndrome is actually […]

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FoHo’s Latest Issue is Just the Word “Allegedly” Printed Seven Hundred and Sixty-Three Times

March 20, 2019 8:43 am
FoHo’s Latest Issue is Just the Word “Allegedly” Printed Seven Hundred and Sixty-Three Times

Adoring fans of Stanford’s very own Fountain Hopper were shocked to find that last week’s issue was nothing more or less than the word “allegedly” printed a total of seven hundred and sixty-three times, down to the title of the publication and somehow also its page numbers. The particular style […]

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Introducing the Flipside’s New Righteous Retribution Program

8:41 am
Introducing the Flipside’s New Righteous Retribution Program

Have you ever thought to yourself, “Hey—isn’t the satire scene getting a little crowded around here?” I bet you think that to yourself all the time these past few weeks, because it’s true. It’s an issue that keeps us up at night, lying in bed, staring at the ceiling, wondering […]

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Op-Ed: My Friends and I Pooled Our Meal Plan Dollars and Bought a 1976 Honda Civic

March 11, 2019 7:00 pm
Op-Ed: My Friends and I Pooled Our Meal Plan Dollars and Bought a 1976 Honda Civic
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Cardinal Nights Revealed to be Front for Underground Fight Club

7:00 pm
Cardinal Nights Revealed to be Front for Underground Fight Club

We’ve accepted bike crashes as commonplace at Stanford. Especially with the rain, we seem to acknowledge them as an inevitability, so much so that we should consider an introsem to teach Freshman who dress like graduate students (yes you with the over-the-shoulder bag and shoes so business casual they could […]

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