Existential Paranoia Spreads As Construction Fencing Now Completely Surrounds Campus

Abby Ker, ‘24, couldn’t believe her eyes. Her morning bike commute to…

Daily Takes Major L (working title)

As an educated, well-read woman of distinguished title whose pedagogical and didactic…

Stanford Dining Destroys Super Bowl Sunday’s Chicken Pride

According to the National Chicken Council (how can I join by the…

School of Sustainability Announces Plan to Flood Fountains with Crude Oil in Climate Protest

Things are starting to heat up in the climate change circle; not…

Op-Ed: The Daily and the FoHo are Fucking Narcs

You seeing this shit? The shit where every publication on campus except…

Frosh Come to California to Find Moat, Series of Sadistic Obstacles Barring Entry to Campus

Stanford Administration shocked the community last week when President and Gamemaker Marc…

News In Brief

KA Barricades Frat House, Promises to Outlast Siege In what is being…