Class of 2027 Student Spotlight: They’re All Pieces of Shit

Ah yes. Admit weekend.  Swarms of lanky to-be freshmen wander the vast campus, not…

Op-Ed: Admit Weekend is Almost Here!  It’s Time to Download Tinder

This Friday, thousands of prospective frosh will be flocking to the Stanford…

We ran the numbers. At its deepest, Lake Lag is 15 stories tall.

Utilizing high state-of-the-arts technology, Lauren Yu and her team of researchers used…

Existential Paranoia Spreads As Construction Fencing Now Completely Surrounds Campus

Abby Ker, ‘24, couldn’t believe her eyes. Her morning bike commute to…

Daily Takes Major L (working title)

As an educated, well-read woman of distinguished title whose pedagogical and didactic…

Stanford Dining Destroys Super Bowl Sunday’s Chicken Pride

According to the National Chicken Council (how can I join by the…

School of Sustainability Announces Plan to Flood Fountains with Crude Oil in Climate Protest

Things are starting to heat up in the climate change circle; not…