Graduating Senior Hilariously Unprepared For Real World

Stanford Math and Chemistry Major Graduates With Lack of All Basic Skills

Joey Tyler ’12 plans to graduate this June with a double major…

Board of Trustees To Buy $4.2 Million of “Contemplation Toilets”

After an extensive study regarding the contemplation resources available on campus, the…

Report: 4/20 Does Not Significantly Improve Quality of IHUM Discussions

ResEd Unveils Entrepreneurship-Free Dorm

This past week, Stanford dean of Residential Education Deborah Golder announced that,…

OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games

In a yearly celebration designed to remember the horrors of excess alcohol…

Hunger Games Still Tame Compared to Dartmouth Hazing

Spring Quarter Already Here

Despite all of the disbelief sweeping the campus, spring quarter is already…

Event to Raise Awareness for Very Important Cause Postponed Because Calypso and Talisman Were Both Busy

An event that was planned to raise awareness for a very important…

XOX Staff Reluctantly Agrees it Probably was a Fire Hazard