Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA

March 5, 2018 12:00 pm
Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA

Notice of Correction: Douchebag Also Fucknose Last week, the Flipside published an article in which junior Trevor Pangloss was referred to as a “simpering douchebag.” However, it has since come to our attention that — although Pangloss is indeed a certifiable douchebag — he is also a festering fucknose. This […]

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Flipside Classifieds — Thoughts From the Student Body

February 26, 2018 12:00 pm
Flipside Classifieds — Thoughts From the Student Body

Here’s the Tree week stunt I did that the University censored Listen up, you cogs in the machine. The man, Daddy Stanford, censored my last Tree week stunt, but I won’t let it be covered up. I need to let the people know of my important, pithy social commentary, and […]

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Op-Ed: Does anyone want to swap P.O. boxes with me?

February 12, 2018 2:24 pm
Op-Ed: Does anyone want to swap P.O. boxes with me?

Hey, would anyone be willing to swap P.O. boxes with me while I go abroad next quarter? Mine is fine, it’s a nice number and good location close to the front of the post office. The only thing that some people might find a little troubling is that there is […]

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Op-ed: Does Anyone Want To Buy Me A Recorder?

January 29, 2018 9:00 am
Op-ed: Does Anyone Want To Buy Me A Recorder?

Hey there! Little Jimmy in the house. I know we haven’t formally met, but I’ve got a quick question for you: do you want to buy me a recorder? Doesn’t have to be fancy, just anything made out of a nice, durable plastic should do the trick. You can find […]

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Top 10 Times I Was Too Woke for My Own Good

January 15, 2018 12:00 pm
Top 10 Times I Was Too Woke for My Own Good

I voted for the Democratic candidate for President but forgot that it was 1892 and they were still the bad ones I saved a POC from an alligator attack but the alligator was actually endangered and it starved to death I became friends with a black person, but it was […]

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Hey Kid, Your Drawing Fucking Sucks But Check Out My SoundCloud

December 4, 2017 12:00 pm
Hey Kid, Your Drawing Fucking Sucks But Check Out My SoundCloud

Wow, what is that even supposed to be kid? It looks like you microwaved a bowl of crayons, mixed the wax with cereal, ate the cereal, threw it up, and then called it a picture of a dinosaur. Is that thing that looks like athlete’s foot supposed to be your […]

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