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Opinion: TA is Madly In Love With Me Specifically 

I have ascertained, through the virtues of my immense powers of deduction,…

Opinion: Girls Scouts of America Troops Walked So DOGE Could Run

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has been a central interest for…

“Morality is just a fiction used by the herd to hold the individual in bondage” and other Existentialist Ways to Approach Your HR Complaint

So, some hottie from Operations reported you to HR after what was…

Op-Ed: Please Stop Saying “Fuck Cal”, My Ass Hurts

Berkley Student Calvin Juan, or better known as Cal, claims to be…

Op-Ed: I Just Found Out That the Birthday Fairy Isn’t Real and Now I’m In a Perpetual State of Crushing and Inescapable Nihilism

Like all other children, I grew up hearing about the fantastical tales…

Okay yeah really funny mothman to come to my sleepy time bonanza and steal my goddamn hour

To give a little bit of context for this diatribe that’s about…

Op-Ed: One Time an Athlete in a Golf Cart Ran Over My Dog and When I Asked Him to Apologize He Laughed and Ran Over My Cat

My tale begins way back when I was a wee frosh, I…

Op-Ed: The Daily and the FoHo are Fucking Narcs

You seeing this shit? The shit where every publication on campus except…