Op-Ed: How ‘Bout That Bar Mitzvah Way Up at the Capitol, Eh?

Boy, that bar mitzvah really looked like something, eh? You know, the…

Op-ed: If we shared a pond, I would not share fishing rights

I was once a fish, but then I went to war. Terrible…

Op-Ed: “Masticate” is a Stupid-Ass Word

Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, sickos. I know that “masticate”, another word…

Op-Ed: Trump’s Not Special, I’ve Refused to Concede the Presidency Since 2009 When I Ran at My Local Elementary School

Pah! These simpletons up on Capitol Hill, running around like chickens with…

Op-Ed: Vibes

I dunno what’s goin’ on, but highkey everyone’s been acting like they’ve…

Op Ed: my FYM group is a cult

Help! I think they’re coming after me now, or cursing me? It…

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KA Barricades Frat House, Promises to Outlast Siege In what is being…

Op-Ed: Attending My Local Brothel to Discuss the Latest Feudal News with the Three Wise Wenches

Bards in every tavern are whispering rumors that Lord Biden is set…

Op-ed: I add diversity to the department for being a slut 

Dear Abby: The Lewd Worm in My Garden Is Making Me Uncomfortable

Dearest Abby,  I write to you with an unfortunate conundrum: the earthworm…