Existential Paranoia Spreads As Construction Fencing Now Completely Surrounds Campus

Abby Ker, ‘24, couldn’t believe her eyes. Her morning bike commute to…

Daily Takes Major L (working title)

As an educated, well-read woman of distinguished title whose pedagogical and didactic…

Okay yeah really funny mothman to come to my sleepy time bonanza and steal my goddamn hour

To give a little bit of context for this diatribe that’s about…

Babe Wake Up They Patched David Guetta

So as I was munching on a delectable crumb of dryer lint…

Stanford Dining Destroys Super Bowl Sunday’s Chicken Pride

According to the National Chicken Council (how can I join by the…

School of Sustainability Announces Plan to Flood Fountains with Crude Oil in Climate Protest

Things are starting to heat up in the climate change circle; not…

Toyon Flooding Was an “Inside Job,” Weak Attempt to Get CS Majors to Shower

It is no secret that one can locate their computer science classes…

TAPS 103 Professor Fired for Having no Lesson Plans

Several days ago, Cecilia Maumgartner, a longstanding improv teacher at Stanford, was…

An ode to the stranger in my window

it’s 6:49 am. this fall morning, i peek out from under the…