Underwhelmed by your bomb threat typeface

It’s common knowledge that all proper criminals have fantastic marketing. For the…

Class of 2027 Student Spotlight: They’re All Pieces of Shit

Ah yes. Admit weekend.  Swarms of lanky to-be freshmen wander the vast campus, not…

Op-Ed: Admit Weekend is Almost Here!  It’s Time to Download Tinder

This Friday, thousands of prospective frosh will be flocking to the Stanford…

No Bike Wednesday Replaced by Grapevining Wednesday

Woosh! What is that? Is it a bird? A plane? An oddball…

We ran the numbers. At its deepest, Lake Lag is 15 stories tall.

Utilizing high state-of-the-arts technology, Lauren Yu and her team of researchers used…

One of our writers keeps writing Scribblenauts smut and won’t stop until we publish it, so here it is

As the sun sets, Maxwell sits in his cabin, a humble creation…

“21 Jump Street” Added to Criterion Channel Classics

Modern film scholars have been up in arms about the rise of…

Existential Paranoia Spreads As Construction Fencing Now Completely Surrounds Campus

Abby Ker, ‘24, couldn’t believe her eyes. Her morning bike commute to…

Daily Takes Major L (working title)

As an educated, well-read woman of distinguished title whose pedagogical and didactic…

Okay yeah really funny mothman to come to my sleepy time bonanza and steal my goddamn hour

To give a little bit of context for this diatribe that’s about…