Guy Who Claims to “Hate to Play Devil’s Advocate” Plays Devil’s Advocate Again

November 20, 2019 9:45 pm
Guy Who Claims to “Hate to Play Devil’s Advocate” Plays Devil’s Advocate Again

In shocking news coming from the Tuesday afternoon section of POLISCI 153, senior Davie Carnick yet again insists upon playing devil’s advocate. Sitting in the front row, Carnick has always been the first to raise his hand; he feels it is his first amendment right to speak up and disagree […]

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Op-Ed: My Wii Fit Trainer Keeps Telling Me How the Poor Are Just Lazy and Entitled In-Between Poses, and It’s a Little Disturbing

November 12, 2019 11:54 pm
Op-Ed: My Wii Fit Trainer Keeps Telling Me How the Poor Are Just Lazy and Entitled In-Between Poses, and It’s a Little Disturbing

“Let’s try the Half-Moon Pose,” she says, her silky-smooth voice sliding down the nape of my neck like a bucket of leeches. “This stance can help align your spine.” I remind myself that I’m not attracted to a set of polygons and it’s back to business as usual. I’ve been […]

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Annotations by Former Textbook Owner Suggest They Were Truly Starting at Base Fucking Zero

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Annotations by Former Textbook Owner Suggest They Were Truly Starting at Base Fucking Zero

The results of a new investigation into the strange, sometimes incomprehensible annotations found in a used ‘Intro to Political Theory’ textbook unearthed from deep in the recesses of the Stanford Bookstore suggest that the prior owner was truly starting at base fucking zero. “Look, obviously the point of taking notes […]

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All Frosh are “Really Fucking Dumb” Finds Sophomore Class Study

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All Frosh are “Really Fucking Dumb” Finds Sophomore Class Study

Last Friday, local sophomore Kevin Miramontes, Class of 2022, came to the Flipside with shocking a statistic. Miramontes had been compiling data about the Class of 2023 for the last 7 months, starting his efforts at Admit Weekend 2019, and has determined that, as a resident sophomore, he can now […]

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College Vlogger Announces Plans to Solve Systemic Bias of College Admissions Process

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College Vlogger Announces Plans to Solve Systemic Bias of College Admissions Process

After freshman Callen Outcault arrived on Stanford’s campus this fall, she started a YouTube channel to give high schoolers advice on how they, too, can get accepted into highly-ranked universities. Outcault posts almost daily, from camera-facing monologues about the importance of following your dreams to shaky first-person footage where she […]

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The Flipside’s AI Bot Read 10,000 Stanford Apology Emails and Then Wrote One

November 6, 2019 12:00 pm
The Flipside’s AI Bot Read 10,000 Stanford Apology Emails and Then Wrote One

Dear Members and Students in a Stanford, As you might have heard, we might have heard about the danger incident. We, as the office of Department of Vice Provost of Community Services of Help Office, remember you. We are seeking your help from you, the student, in learning more about […]

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