Buttcoin Crashed and Now I’m All Out of Butts

February 5, 2018 9:00 am
Buttcoin Crashed and Now I’m All Out of Butts
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Mark Zuckerberg Tagged in “Tag a Hoe” Meme, Deletes Facebook

January 23, 2018 7:17 pm
Mark Zuckerberg Tagged in “Tag a Hoe” Meme, Deletes Facebook
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Youtube Algorithm Pretty Confident You’d Like to See A Few More “Hellboy 2” Clips

January 15, 2018 12:00 pm
Youtube Algorithm Pretty Confident You’d Like to See A Few More “Hellboy 2” Clips
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Roommate Won’t Stop Writing Groundbreaking Equations on Dorm Window

11:59 am
Roommate Won’t Stop Writing Groundbreaking Equations on Dorm Window

Finding a good roommate is hard anywhere — but at Stanford, things can be even more complicated. At least, that’s what junior Elliot Rancorn found when he was paired up with one who simply would not stop writing earth-shattering formulas on the room’s one window. “I was studying abroad in […]

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My Amazon Echo is telling me to kill

December 7, 2017 12:00 pm
My Amazon Echo is telling me to kill

It was a cold night, even for December, but that didn’t bother me, snuggled up as I was in blankets. It was late, maybe 2 or 3 AM—another day of psets—but the next day was a Saturday, so I could afford to get up late. I was just drifting off […]

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G©oog©le claims copyrig©ht on the letter g©

November 1, 2017 12:00 pm
G©oog©le claims copyrig©ht on the letter g©

Tech g©iant g©oog©le has reportedly issued an all-encompassing© copyrig©ht on the seventh letter of the alphabet, a move that current CEO Sundar Pichai describes as “log©ical, considering© the company’s long©standing©g and close association with the letter,” a statement that references G©oog©le’s numerous products and services such as G©mail, G©oog©le Drive, […]

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