Viennese Ball Uncovered as Plot to Capture Prince Charming

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Stanford University’s annual Winter Quarter dance, the Viennese…

Punxsutawney Phil takes “Erika Kirk” approach to Groundhog Day announcement

After his wife, Phyllis, was assassinated last month at a TSUSA (Turning…

Breaking: A Capella Clubs Decide to be Really Fucking Mean in Their Rejection Letters 

Shockwaves ripped through the Frosh dork community after receiving a barrage of…

After Brutal Rejection from Frost Fest, Kendrick Lamar Just Happy to Perform at Super Bowl

Kendrick Lamar wasn’t surprised to get his rejection letter for Stanford’s Frost…

Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…