Top Four Most Brutal Death Scenes in “Avengers: Infinity War”

May 7, 2018 11:13 pm
Top Four Most Brutal Death Scenes in “Avengers: Infinity War”

1. Thanos Kills My Dad “Infinity War” had a lot going on, so it’s hard for me to remember every scene. But one in particular is still burned in my brain — when archvillain Thanos stopped his climactic fight with the Avengers halfway through just so he could teleport to […]

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Ram’s Head’s Production of “Chicago” Apparently Not New Study Abroad Program

April 17, 2018 12:00 pm
Ram’s Head’s Production of “Chicago” Apparently Not New Study Abroad Program

In what has been misleadingly marketed as “Stanford’s Newest Study Abroad Program,” the Ram’s Head Theatrical Society’s ongoing production of Chicago is startling audience members when they discover that entry into Memorial Auditorium does not, in fact, transport them 2165.1 miles northeast to the windy city itself. “False advertising really […]

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Pony on Horse Tranquilizer Really Into Jazz

March 6, 2018 9:40 am
Pony on Horse Tranquilizer Really Into Jazz
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Escape Room: You Just Have To Jimmy The Door Handle A Little

February 12, 2018 11:02 am
Escape Room: You Just Have To Jimmy The Door Handle A Little
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Fucking Christ: This Artist Envisioned What Each Disney Princess Would Look Like if They Were a Type of Goddam Grain

January 17, 2018 12:00 pm
Fucking Christ: This Artist Envisioned What Each Disney Princess Would Look Like if They Were a Type of Goddam Grain

Shit me to hell… another mediocre artist has just released a bullshit project built around the Disney princesses, this time with the half-baked conceit of depicting each one as a different variety of grain. Jesus shitting fuck, let’s just get this over with. Belle Belle is originally from Beauty and the […]

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Palo Alto Geisha Tournament Off To An Exciting Start

December 4, 2017 5:00 pm
Palo Alto Geisha Tournament Off To An Exciting Start

Reporting the event had surpassed all expectations and was likely one of the more engrossing public spectacles they had ever witnessed, local sources confirmed yesterday that this year’s Palo Alto Geisha Tournament—or PAG—was off to a thrilling start. Boasting an impressive lineup of the most talented Japanese female entertainers in […]

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