Op-Ed: I Time Traveled to the Year 3000 and the Jonas Brothers Were So Wrong About Everything

February 28, 2019 12:00 pm
Op-Ed: I Time Traveled to the Year 3000 and the Jonas Brothers Were So Wrong About Everything

These goddamn Jonas Brothers. There I was, putting the finishing touches on my time machine that I built from scraps I found in the trash cans surrounding the Engineering quad, ready to experience the Jonas Brothers song ‘Year 3000’ for real. I had my scuba suit on, accounting for their […]

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SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat

February 25, 2019 7:00 pm
SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat
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Science Win: Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Disproved Alf

May 16, 2018 11:17 pm
Science Win: Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Disproved Alf

Sci-fi fans, watch out — someone’s coming for ya! Acclaimed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson has already made a name for himself with his cheeky debunkings of popular films and TV shows, but the Tweetstorm he unleashed last night just about takes the cake: using science, reason, and logic, Mr. Tyson […]

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Top Four Most Brutal Death Scenes in “Avengers: Infinity War”

May 7, 2018 11:13 pm
Top Four Most Brutal Death Scenes in “Avengers: Infinity War”

1. Thanos Kills My Dad “Infinity War” had a lot going on, so it’s hard for me to remember every scene. But one in particular is still burned in my brain — when archvillain Thanos stopped his climactic fight with the Avengers halfway through just so he could teleport to […]

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Ram’s Head’s Production of “Chicago” Apparently Not New Study Abroad Program

April 17, 2018 12:00 pm
Ram’s Head’s Production of “Chicago” Apparently Not New Study Abroad Program

In what has been misleadingly marketed as “Stanford’s Newest Study Abroad Program,” the Ram’s Head Theatrical Society’s ongoing production of Chicago is startling audience members when they discover that entry into Memorial Auditorium does not, in fact, transport them 2165.1 miles northeast to the windy city itself. “False advertising really […]

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Pony on Horse Tranquilizer Really Into Jazz

March 6, 2018 9:40 am
Pony on Horse Tranquilizer Really Into Jazz
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