Movie Review: I Thought Avengers: Endgame Was Just Okay Because of the Part Where Tony Stark Shitted Out the Infinity Stones

April 30, 2019 7:00 pm
Movie Review: I Thought Avengers: Endgame Was Just Okay Because of the Part Where Tony Stark Shitted Out the Infinity Stones

I was as excited as the next person to watch the twenty-second film in the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse, and I even coded a hacking algorithm so that I could be sure to secure one of the Cardinal Nights tickets and risk expulsion for this dumb movie. Still, I have to […]

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‘Game of Thrones’ In Shambles After Joe Biden Cameo Cut At Last Minute

April 23, 2019 7:00 pm
‘Game of Thrones’ In Shambles After Joe Biden Cameo Cut At Last Minute

Eager fans were shocked on Sunday to discover that the usually top-notch HBO fantasy show Game of Thrones had dropped sharply in quality for its eighth and final season. In an exclusive interview with the Flipside, showrunner David Nutter explained that this was the result of major cuts to a […]

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Lord of the Rings Superfan Very Angry About Parts of Original Novels Cut from Porn Parody

March 4, 2019 7:00 pm
Lord of the Rings Superfan Very Angry About Parts of Original Novels Cut from Porn Parody
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Op-Ed: I Time Traveled to the Year 3000 and the Jonas Brothers Were So Wrong About Everything

February 28, 2019 12:00 pm
Op-Ed: I Time Traveled to the Year 3000 and the Jonas Brothers Were So Wrong About Everything

These goddamn Jonas Brothers. There I was, putting the finishing touches on my time machine that I built from scraps I found in the trash cans surrounding the Engineering quad, ready to experience the Jonas Brothers song ‘Year 3000’ for real. I had my scuba suit on, accounting for their […]

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SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat

February 25, 2019 7:00 pm
SOE Releases 2019 Oscar Nominated Frats, TDX Up for Best Adapted Frat
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Science Win: Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Disproved Alf

May 16, 2018 11:17 pm
Science Win: Neil deGrasse Tyson Just Disproved Alf

Sci-fi fans, watch out — someone’s coming for ya! Acclaimed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson has already made a name for himself with his cheeky debunkings of popular films and TV shows, but the Tweetstorm he unleashed last night just about takes the cake: using science, reason, and logic, Mr. Tyson […]

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