Sad Cow Disease Found in California Dairy Cow

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OAPE Selects 24 Random Freshman to Participate in the Drinking Games

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Visiting Poet Laureate Shares Acrostic Masterpiece

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Normal Twins Joined Together at Mass U General Hospital

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Taylor Swift Posts Topless Photos to Prove Previous Topless Photos Were Fake

Last week, scandal erupted when a celebrity gossip website posted photos of…

Area Man Beats Cigarette Addiction by Taking Up Cocaine

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Heart Disease Found to be Purely Psychological

According to the results of a groundbreaking study performed at Harvard Medical…

Researchers Use Twitter to Predict What People Are Tweeting

This week, a group of scientists at MIT published a ground-breaking study…

CHINLIT 18N Enrollment Skyrockets Since Last Autumn

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Nobody Likes Girl’s Facebook Status Update

Last Thursday evening, disaster struck Caity Dalton ’14 when her Facebook status…