Palo Alto Geisha Tournament Off To An Exciting Start

December 4, 2017 5:00 pm
Palo Alto Geisha Tournament Off To An Exciting Start

Reporting the event had surpassed all expectations and was likely one of the more engrossing public spectacles they had ever witnessed, local sources confirmed yesterday that this year’s Palo Alto Geisha Tournament—or PAG—was off to a thrilling start. Boasting an impressive lineup of the most talented Japanese female entertainers in […]

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Stanford Athletics Announces Plan To Pay Students To Attend Games Played By Unpaid Student Athletes

November 15, 2017 12:00 pm
Stanford Athletics Announces Plan To Pay Students To Attend Games Played By Unpaid Student Athletes

Following another disappointing student turnout at a home football game, Stanford Athletics revealed its latest promotion. In its new ‘paid-for-view’ program, every student in attendance at home sporting events will be paid a handsome $16 an hour. Citing “a huge sum of money from boosters who wanted to see students […]

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Is Stanford Ready For An All Male Football Team?

October 16, 2017 12:00 pm
PALO ALTO, CA - OCTOBER 15:  Christian McCaffrey #5 of the Stanford Cardinal's rushes for a twenty eight yard touchdown run against the UCLA Bruins in the second quarter of an NCAA football game at Stanford Stadium on October 15, 2015 in Stanford, California.  (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)
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Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton

June 5, 2017 12:00 pm
Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton
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Area Coach Reminds Team That There Is One Meat In “Team”

March 13, 2017 12:00 pm
Area Coach Reminds Team That There Is One Meat In “Team”
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Hilarious Bodybuilder Lifts Spirits

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Hilarious Bodybuilder Lifts Spirits
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