Is Stanford Ready For An All Male Football Team?

October 16, 2017 12:00 pm
PALO ALTO, CA - OCTOBER 15:  Christian McCaffrey #5 of the Stanford Cardinal's rushes for a twenty eight yard touchdown run against the UCLA Bruins in the second quarter of an NCAA football game at Stanford Stadium on October 15, 2015 in Stanford, California.  (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)
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Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton

June 5, 2017 12:00 pm
Opinion: The Only Legitimate Marriage Is One Between a Man and a Woman and Me, WWE Legend Randy Orton
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Area Coach Reminds Team That There Is One Meat In “Team”

March 13, 2017 12:00 pm
Area Coach Reminds Team That There Is One Meat In “Team”
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Hilarious Bodybuilder Lifts Spirits

November 14, 2016 12:00 pm
Hilarious Bodybuilder Lifts Spirits
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Disappointing Chelsea Performance Only Matched By My Disappointment With My Ex-Girlfriend, Chelsea

September 26, 2016 12:00 pm
Disappointing Chelsea Performance Only Matched By My Disappointment With My Ex-Girlfriend, Chelsea

Saturday, Chelsea suffered a humiliating defeat against Premier League rivals Arsenal, giving up 3 goals before halftime and failing to materialize any sort of counterattack during the second half. This defeat is particularly demoralizing after Chelsea’s defeat last week, and is as disappointing as when my then-girlfriend Chelsea refused to […]

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Nike Launches “Just Shoe It” Campaign

May 31, 2016 12:00 pm
Nike Launches “Just Shoe It” Campaign

Following a year of low sales, Nike Inc. has announced a new advertising campaign. It will feature a new and exciting direction for the company. The company’s new direction is typified by the slogan “Just Shoe It”. The campaign lets consumers know they can purchase Nike-brand shoes. “We decided to […]

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