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In a shocking turn of events, Stanford Athletics received an official notarized…

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Saying they were “beyond excited,” students of PE 46: Sailing, Beginning begin…

Sailing Team Bribery Scandal Actually Cover Up for Black Market Organ Operation

Thanks to an anonymous tipster known only by the initials MTL, the…