Duck Ass got no Binnis Bein’ this BOUNCY

May 28, 2020 3:22 pm
Duck Ass got no Binnis Bein’ this BOUNCY
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Tragic: Break-out Room Collapses, Killing 14

May 17, 2020 11:47 am
Tragic: Break-out Room Collapses, Killing 14
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Study: Young Men Who Play Violent, Serpentine Video Games More Likely to Eat Lots of Apples, Grow Incrementally Longer

11:44 am
Study: Young Men Who Play Violent, Serpentine Video Games More Likely to Eat Lots of Apples, Grow Incrementally Longer

A new study by the Stanford psychology department appears to confirm parents’ worst fears when it comes to letting their children play violent video games. After exposing a group of young men to one such game, the team of scientists identified a significant uptick in the subject’s likelihood of eating […]

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My NASA internship at NASA was cancelled from corono virus, and now i’l never know if want to eat the moon or fuck it

May 11, 2020 9:13 pm
My NASA internship at NASA was cancelled from corono virus, and now i’l never know if want to eat the moon or fuck it
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NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky

9:12 pm
NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky
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Professor’s Virtual Background Briefly Disappears to Reveal Dallas, TX in the Fall of ‘63

April 26, 2020 10:58 am
Professor’s Virtual Background Briefly Disappears to Reveal Dallas, TX in the Fall of ‘63

An online session of ‘MATH 84: Non-Sequential Arrays’ conducted through Zoom video-conferencing was briefly interrupted on Monday after the virtual background Prof. Jess Samell had been using disappeared for a moment, revealing that he was actually in downtown Dallas, Texas during the fall of 1963. “It was pretty distracting,” said […]

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