Kid at Disney World Caught Peeking Up Princess’ Dresses, Gets Controversial High Five From Mickey

January 22, 2019 7:00 pm
Kid at Disney World Caught Peeking Up Princess’ Dresses, Gets Controversial High Five From Mickey
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Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

December 10, 2018 7:00 pm
Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

PALO ALTO, CA – In the last forty-eight hours, Albert Shurenberg, a longtime Palo Alto resident and certified Vehicle Clinician at Crazy Al’s Chrysler Confederation, has been “going off” on social media about how he is, in fact the second coming of Jesus Christ. His proof? Mr. Shurberg was born […]

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Thieves Guild Loses Charter, Goes Underground

November 27, 2018 7:00 pm
Thieves Guild Loses Charter, Goes Underground

Shocking news this Monday! The Stanford Thieves Guild, established in 1921, finally had its charter revoked by University administration after its leader Master Thief Klepto Bria allegedly attempted to steal President Marc Tessier-Lavigne’s family jewels. The Thieves Guild had been one of Stanford’s oldest official student organizations, and the revocation […]

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After Toxic Spill, Local Mutant Baby Born with Power of Cancer

November 12, 2018 7:00 pm
After Toxic Spill, Local Mutant Baby Born with Power of Cancer
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Report: Devil Horny

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Report: Devil Horny
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Stanford Tackles Overcrowding by Pitching Tents on Football Field

November 3, 2018 3:00 pm
Stanford Tackles Overcrowding by Pitching Tents on Football Field

So many trees, so little room! The Stanford Class of 2022 is projected to overwhelm the school’s feeble infrastructure. The university has historically had a problems with overcrowding, which is no surprise, considering its meager $25 billion endowment. Fortunately, it seems that the university with the second largest campus in […]

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