I Gave Grammy the ‘Rona over Christmas and Now I Have To Get a Teardrop Tattoo

Local man confirms, vaccine tastes “not bad”

Dear Abby: My polygamous family is falling apart! What should I do??

Oh man, where to even begin. What was once a happy family…

Deuteronomy 28

1 If you fully obey the Lord your Star nosed mole and…

Sesame street introduces new voting segment where Big Bird chases undecided voters down the street and beats them until they promise to vote for Joe Biden

COVID Ruined Trick or Treating and Now I Don’t Know What to Do with All These Razor Blades

This Year’s Groundhog’s Day, Punxsuwatney Phil Saw the Shadow of God

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Be aware, citizen! Though all good citizens know that to swill milk…

Government Returns Stolen Mailboxes With Teeth, Sentience

Following the mysterious removal of post office boxes across the nation, the…