Business – The Stanford Flipside

Apple Partners with US Military to Produce Apple-Brand War Crimes

Child labor provider Apple Inc. recently announced that it is partnering with…

Ben Harley Davidson
February 2, 2021

Porn Site Releases New “Step-Daughter Teaches Racist Step-Uncle About Slavery and The Legacy of Anti-Black Racism in the US” Video Series to Educate White People About Racial Disparities in American Society

Protests have recently erupted all across the United States as the structural…

Flipside Staff
June 22, 2020

Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened

Quietly swearing under his breath, Mattel chairman and CEO Ynon Kreiz realized…

Byron Calabasas
January 15, 2020

Classifieds: Lucrative Part Time Job Offer

Hello, I am Dr. Thomas M. Wooley, I am a retired lecturer…

Ravi Smith
October 23, 2019

Finance Guy Had Summer Internship at Bane (Batman Villain)

The early reports are in, and it looks like everyone’s worst suspicions…

Byron Calabasas
October 2, 2019

Apple Partners with US Military to Produce Apple-Brand War Crimes

Child labor provider Apple Inc. recently announced that it is partnering with…

Ben Harley Davidson
February 2, 2021

Porn Site Releases New “Step-Daughter Teaches Racist Step-Uncle About Slavery and The Legacy of Anti-Black Racism in the US” Video Series to Educate White People About Racial Disparities in American Society

Protests have recently erupted all across the United States as the structural…

Flipside Staff
June 22, 2020

Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened

Quietly swearing under his breath, Mattel chairman and CEO Ynon Kreiz realized…

Byron Calabasas
January 15, 2020

Classifieds: Lucrative Part Time Job Offer

Hello, I am Dr. Thomas M. Wooley, I am a retired lecturer…

Ravi Smith
October 23, 2019

Finance Guy Had Summer Internship at Bane (Batman Villain)

The early reports are in, and it looks like everyone’s worst suspicions…

Byron Calabasas
October 2, 2019

Op Ed: A Joseph A. Banks Employee Won’t Stop Crashing My Lecture, and When a Tie Clip Took My Right Eye I’d Had Enough

“You’re dressed like shit! Take this!” the man screams. He rips off…

Boaz Kaffman
May 31, 2019

Unpaid Intern Covers Rent with Work Experience

As the end of last month approached, Scott Davies — an unpaid…

Byron Calabasas
February 4, 2019

Amazon Raises Minimum Wage for Workers to 15 Rupees Per Hour

In a move that has been widely hailed as progressive and humanitarian,…

Ben Harley Davidson
October 22, 2018

Keebler Introduces New “Elf Jam” Cookie

Touting the new snack as the future of the baked goods industry,…

Jeffery Squid
March 14, 2018

Buttcoin Crashed and Now I’m All Out of Butts

Flipside Staff
February 5, 2018

Uncategorized

Breaking: Mumble, the “Happy Feet” Penguin, Learns About Failed Situationships, No Longer Wants to Dance

Flipside Staff Note: Head investigative reporter, Levi Wayman, sat with Mumble—the star…

Via Lipman
November 13, 2024

Uncategorized

Update on the Update of the SGW Negotiations

November 12, 2024 Dear Stanford community, …

Flipside Staff
November 13, 2024

Uncategorized

SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

Tina Li
October 13, 2024

Uncategorized

New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its action map to…

Via Lipman
October 12, 2024