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Stanford’s Not So Well-Endowed, Starts New Credit Card Scheme to Get Bigger

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“Morality is just a fiction used by the herd to hold the individual in bondage” and other Existentialist Ways to Approach Your HR Complaint

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I’m Not Lovin’ It: McDonald’s Abandons Pledge to DEI Policies

On January 5, 2025, McDonald’s announced DEI efforts are being discontinued at…

Apple Partners with US Military to Produce Apple-Brand War Crimes

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Porn Site Releases New “Step-Daughter Teaches Racist Step-Uncle About Slavery and The Legacy of Anti-Black Racism in the US” Video Series to Educate White People About Racial Disparities in American Society

Protests have recently erupted all across the United States as the structural…

Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened

Quietly swearing under his breath, Mattel chairman and CEO Ynon Kreiz realized…