Film Studies Major Writing Thesis on Shower Thots 4

March 11, 2019 7:00 pm
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Stanford undergraduate Senior Mandy Thompson is reportedly writing her capstone thesis for the Film and Media Studies major on a production called “Shower Thots 4”, a modestly budgeted but well-received 2015 adult movie. The thesis is still in progress, but when completed will contain a complete analysis of all the […]

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Hysterical Man on Stage Wants to Tell You About His Dick

March 7, 2019 7:00 pm
Hysterical Man on Stage Wants to Tell You About His Dick

A hysterical man was spotted on stage this past weekend with a microphone screaming at audience members about his private parts. When asked why he was doing this, the man simply said “It’s a joke!” and kept berating people in the front row for looking at him funny. He went […]

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Queso Crisis: Exhausted Cheese Grating Waiter Still Waiting for a “When”

February 25, 2019 11:59 am
Queso Crisis: Exhausted Cheese Grating Waiter Still Waiting for a “When”

It all began with senior Zoe Baldoro, a delicious bowl of gnocchi cooked to perfection, and a tasteful Chianti on the side. As she began to gleefully dig into the pasta, the waiter rushed over with a block of perfectly wrapped parmesan and asked her whether she wanted any on […]

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Sad: I Started an Escape Room in My Basement and These Kidnapped Vagrants are NOT Working Together Well Enough to Beat it

February 19, 2019 7:00 pm
Sad: I Started an Escape Room in My Basement and These Kidnapped Vagrants are NOT Working Together Well Enough to Beat it
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Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

December 10, 2018 7:00 pm
Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

PALO ALTO, CA – In the last forty-eight hours, Albert Shurenberg, a longtime Palo Alto resident and certified Vehicle Clinician at Crazy Al’s Chrysler Confederation, has been “going off” on social media about how he is, in fact the second coming of Jesus Christ. His proof? Mr. Shurberg was born […]

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Area Man Invents Bayonet So He Can Bring Knife to Gun Fight

November 4, 2018 11:00 am
Area Man Invents Bayonet So He Can Bring Knife to Gun Fight

Noting that he always seems to lose his cowboy-style showdowns —  by a hair, he will tell you, by a hair — local man Fernando Frazco finally decided this week that he’d had enough. And so, with some duct tape, elbow grease and a sprinkling of self-love, Frazco bootstrapped up […]

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