Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

December 10, 2018 7:00 pm
Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

PALO ALTO, CA – In the last forty-eight hours, Albert Shurenberg, a longtime Palo Alto resident and certified Vehicle Clinician at Crazy Al’s Chrysler Confederation, has been “going off” on social media about how he is, in fact the second coming of Jesus Christ. His proof? Mr. Shurberg was born […]

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Area Man Invents Bayonet So He Can Bring Knife to Gun Fight

November 4, 2018 11:00 am
Area Man Invents Bayonet So He Can Bring Knife to Gun Fight

Noting that he always seems to lose his cowboy-style showdowns —  by a hair, he will tell you, by a hair — local man Fernando Frazco finally decided this week that he’d had enough. And so, with some duct tape, elbow grease and a sprinkling of self-love, Frazco bootstrapped up […]

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Confused Drug Dealer Guns Down Man Wearing “Female Body Inspector” Novelty Shirt

October 22, 2018 7:00 pm
Confused Drug Dealer Guns Down Man Wearing “Female Body Inspector” Novelty Shirt

Tragedy struck late Sunday night when local drug dealer Ricky “The Goon” “The Man” “Goon Man” Randazzo, believing his cocaine operation had finally been found out by the Feds, shot to death a man wearing a novelty “Female Body Inspector” t-shirt. The victim, Carter Fribb, had bought the misleading shirt […]

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Paint Thief Caught Red-Handed

May 24, 2018 9:36 am
Paint Thief Caught Red-Handed
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We Interviewed A Guy With Shovels For Hands, But He Mainly Wanted To Discuss Wealth Inequality Instead Of The Shovel-Hands Thing

May 16, 2018 11:12 pm
We Interviewed A Guy With Shovels For Hands, But He Mainly Wanted To Discuss Wealth Inequality Instead Of The Shovel-Hands Thing

Earlier this week, the Flipside had the opportunity to interview local legend Ernest “Shovel Hands” Mattox, a Palo Alto resident of 56 years and a freak of nature born with two large shovels instead of hands. However, although Ernest was willing to do an interview, he seemed far more interested […]

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Local Man Found Dead with Traces of Toxic Masculinity in Body

May 7, 2018 12:00 pm
Local Man Found Dead with Traces of Toxic Masculinity in Body
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