We Interviewed A Guy With Shovels For Hands, But He Mainly Wanted To Discuss Wealth Inequality Instead Of The Shovel-Hands Thing

May 16, 2018 11:12 pm
We Interviewed A Guy With Shovels For Hands, But He Mainly Wanted To Discuss Wealth Inequality Instead Of The Shovel-Hands Thing

Earlier this week, the Flipside had the opportunity to interview local legend Ernest “Shovel Hands” Mattox, a Palo Alto resident of 56 years and a freak of nature born with two large shovels instead of hands. However, although Ernest was willing to do an interview, he seemed far more interested […]

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Local Man Found Dead with Traces of Toxic Masculinity in Body

May 7, 2018 12:00 pm
Local Man Found Dead with Traces of Toxic Masculinity in Body
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Clippy Shows Dying Grandmother how to Write her Will

May 3, 2018 10:18 am
Clippy Shows Dying Grandmother how to Write her Will
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Trader Joe’s Opens Joe’s O’s, New Sister Store Sex Shop

10:10 am
Trader Joe’s Opens Joe’s O’s, New Sister Store Sex Shop

Tim Smith, CEO of Trader Joe’s, just announced this week that the multi-million dollar conglomerate is branching out and opening a new line of sex shops. The first will be opened in San Francisco, kink capital of the world, and called Joe’s O’s (short for Joe’s Orgasm’s–haha that’s straight up […]

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Feminism FTW: This Girl Eats Bugs and No One Can Get Her to Stop

April 24, 2018 2:30 pm
Feminism FTW: This Girl Eats Bugs and No One Can Get Her to Stop
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Illiterate Satirical Writer aojoaweij Ajj Direpkkap

April 9, 2018 12:00 pm
Illiterate Satirical Writer aojoaweij Ajj Direpkkap
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