Via Lipman

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Flipside’s 10 Most Anticipated Glee Covers

Not only is woke back, so is GLEE! In honor of the…

Cis Bathroom Bans Sweeping a Newly-Woke America

In the wake of the “blue tsunami” midterm elections, constituents have noticed…

“Disappointment” Herpes Virus Finally Gets His Big Break

After a lifetime of embarrassingly low transmissibility, a young herpes virus finally…

JUUL Releases Milk-Flavored Vapes for Infants

After banning flavors like mango, crème, and cucumber, due to deep investigations…

Rubber Ducky on Jeep Dashboard Wonders If There’s More to Life Than This

Lorem Ipsum Finally Translated, And It Is Shockingly Problematic

“Lorem Ipsum” the classic filler text on digital writing templates has finally…

Man Struggles with Diagnosis of Narcoleptic Sperm

Lorraine and John, a local couple trying to get pregnant, have recently…

Executive Order: Pardons Only Valid for Turkeys Who Participated in January 6th

Trump signed a new executive order invalidating the ceremonial pardons of all…

Archaeological Breakthrough? Uncovered Cave Paintings in Nightclub Bathroom Point to Signs of Ancient Civilization

When first-year archaeology PhD student, Skylar Poe, went to use the restroom…