Row Houses Seek Corporate Sponsorships, To be Paid in Cups

With the year coming to a close, a campus-wide trend has been…

National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders

Friday, the United States electorate discovered a brand new variety of person…

Student Overpaid on Qualtrics Survey

Last Thursday, an administrative glitch resulted in University researchers greatly over compensating…

Woman’s Birthday Present to Herself is Showing Up Girlfriends at SoulCycle

PALO ALTO, CA—Julia Brenner celebrated her twenty-third birthday on Sunday afternoon by…

African American Studies Course Schedule Limited to February

Due to university-wide scheduling complications, this year the African and African American…

University of Phoenix Awards Super Bowl Players with BA in Business Administration

GLENDALE, ARIZ.—Long after the fireworks and the confetti had settled on the…