Freshman Katie Swimmer took her parents to the Treehouse for lunch last weekend, but she couldn’t stop her parents from commenting on the potato forks they used to eat their meal.
“They just wouldn’t shut the fuck up about the damn potato forks,” commented Katie, “I haven’t seen them in months, and all they wanted to talk about was how ‘green’ the campus was.
Whoop-dee fuckin doo.”
Katie’s parents couldn’t be reached, but we hear they are still beside themselves and still can’t believe they made utensils out of potatoes.
