Op-Ed: I, an on-campus frosh, locked myself out of my room, and my solution was to ask MTL if I could sleep over at his house.

The first time I locked myself out of my room, I asked…

I, like the star-nosed mole, can eat a worm in a quarter of second

An Open Letter to My Aunt Doris Who is Learning to Use the Internet

Dear Aunt Doris, I am proud of you. You have worked hard…

MTL’s Vision for a Hotter Stanford

Noting that Stanford “focuses too much on that nerdy jazz,” University President…

Old Spice Reveals New Muskrat-Inspired Body Wash

Cincinnati, OH—Describing the scent as an exciting and boldly pungent innovation, Old…