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Stanford’s Holistic Admissions Process Now Considers Astrological Signs

In the wake of the Trump Administration’s mission to eliminate diversity, equity,…

Federal Aid Cuts Got You Down? I’m Paying for College With Prostitution.

With costs of higher education ever inflating and recent funding cuts, many…

Opinion: Girls Scouts of America Troops Walked So DOGE Could Run

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has been a central interest for…

Kappa Alpha Group Chat Accidentally adds Fraternity and Sorority Life Director, Leaking Dirty Rush Plans

Stanford’s Not So Well-Endowed, Starts New Credit Card Scheme to Get Bigger

In response to federal funding cuts to research, the Stanford Endowment has…

Didn’t Get a Bid at Rush This Year? These 10 Highly-Selective Terrorist Groups are Still Accepting Members.

Therapy Llamas Bring Peace to Gaza

Impressively, Donald Trump has come up with a new solution for solving…

Jehovah’s Witness Stand Introduces a New Strategy

STANFORD, CA— In a stunning adaptation to campus culture, the Jehovah’s Witnesses…

Stanford Scientists Utilize ChatGPT to Increase Giant Panda Population

For decades, conservationists have struggled to increase the giant panda population, citing…