Dead at 35: Cars star Tow Mater fucked to death by hounds

Op-ed: I don’t have anything to say, I just wanted to be published in the Daily 

35 years later, NASA remembers Challenger explosion by blowing up new rocket with randomly-chosen interns

I Gave Grammy the ‘Rona over Christmas and Now I Have To Get a Teardrop Tattoo

Local man confirms, vaccine tastes “not bad”

Vogue seeks advice from police on how to best shoot black people

Thanksgiving fundamentalists claim deadly virus brings us closer to the first Thanksgiving than ever

Science: Cops Not Pigs But Actually An Aggressive Breed of Wild Boar

Sesame street introduces new voting segment where Big Bird chases undecided voters down the street and beats them until they promise to vote for Joe Biden

COVID Ruined Trick or Treating and Now I Don’t Know What to Do with All These Razor Blades