As Peace in the Middle East Draws Near, so do the United States’ Nuclear Submarines

With peace in the Middle East seemingly coming closer by the day,…

Stanford Announces Plans to Replace All Professors with ChatGPT Artificial Intelligence, Tuition to Increase by 300%

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Undercover Report: Sororities Do Have Naked Pillow Fights, Just Whenever You’re Not There

I tried joining ‘Abolish Greek Life’ during rush, but they told me I was too fat, ugly, and poor to join.