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Now that I have my official diploma from my math major, I can finally know Krelb, the “wretched numeral” between 4 and 5

June 23, 2020 11:40 pmComments Off on Now that I have my official diploma from my math major, I can finally know Krelb, the “wretched numeral” between 4 and 5
Now that I have my official diploma from my math major, I can finally know Krelb, the “wretched numeral” between 4 and 5
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Whoops! Local cop shoots self in foot (figuratively) by shooting protester in head (literally)

11:39 pmComments Off on Whoops! Local cop shoots self in foot (figuratively) by shooting protester in head (literally)
Whoops! Local cop shoots self in foot (figuratively) by shooting protester in head (literally)
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Corporation PR Departments Puzzled by Possibility of Being Black and Queer at Same Time Public Relations departments across the nation have been befuddled by the synchronicity of Pride Month and the George Floyd protests as the standards for appearing “woke” seem to change each minute. The manager of Wendy’s Twitter […]

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Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees

June 22, 2020 3:11 pmComments Off on Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees
Smirking Trustee announces that there’s nothing anyone can do — they already spent all Stanford’s money on buying one enormous monster truck that can only be fueled with the burnt remnants of rare Amazonian trees
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Stanford Admins Exasperated at Having to Send Yet Another Fucking Email About Current Events

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Stanford Admins Exasperated at Having to Send Yet Another Fucking Email About Current Events
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Duck Ass got no Binnis Bein’ this BOUNCY

May 28, 2020 3:22 pmComments Off on Duck Ass got no Binnis Bein’ this BOUNCY
Duck Ass got no Binnis Bein’ this BOUNCY
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I Accidentally Set My Zoom Background to a Looped Gif of the Challenger Explosion and I Have My “Respecting the Victims of the Challenger Explosion” Class in 2 Minutes

May 26, 2020 3:02 pmComments Off on I Accidentally Set My Zoom Background to a Looped Gif of the Challenger Explosion and I Have My “Respecting the Victims of the Challenger Explosion” Class in 2 Minutes
I Accidentally Set My Zoom Background to a Looped Gif of the Challenger Explosion and I Have My “Respecting the Victims of the Challenger Explosion” Class in 2 Minutes
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Minecraft Stanford Also Taking Long Time to Install Chanel Miller Plaque

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Minecraft Stanford Also Taking Long Time to Install Chanel Miller Plaque
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Op-Ed: Why Even Have Rush if We Can’t Spit Into Each Others’ Mouths?

May 17, 2020 11:48 amComments Off on Op-Ed: Why Even Have Rush if We Can’t Spit Into Each Others’ Mouths?
Op-Ed: Why Even Have Rush if We Can’t Spit Into Each Others’ Mouths?
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Tragic: Break-out Room Collapses, Killing 14

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Tragic: Break-out Room Collapses, Killing 14
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