August The Class of 2017 gets to know each other by engaging in respectful, thoughtful discourse on their Facebook page, on such riveting topics as “What is your favorite ice cream flavor?” One student adds the entire incoming class as friends. You apply to live in FroSoCo because you think […]

Despite the rampant rumors of strange goings on inside Area 51, the US Military Base in the middle of the desert- from alien autopsies to paranormal research- a beetle who works on site in the area believes nothing could be further from the truth. “Frankly I think it’s a little […]

Midterms can be a trying time at Stanford, casting a shadow over the otherwise sunny paradise from week 3 until week 9. But for Emily Patrelle, midterms are one of the highlights of her quarter, every quarter. An active member of Kardinal Kink, the BDSM and sex-positivity club founded earlier […]

Despite the best efforts of students for whom the wounds of last year’s war on R&DE are all too fresh, it is a very real possibility that a dear friend will leave campus next year- Ike’s. Upon learning of this devastating departure, the Flipside asked students around campus to share their […]

The recent drought has forced us all to make sacrifices, from dry fountains to feeling guilty about running the shower to cover the sound of you pooping. But the ordeal is still far from over. The absence of April showers is hitting the May flower industry hard. California, the largest […]

STANFORD, CA – Every year, prospective freshmen- affectionately called “ProFros” – visit the campus of this prestigious university to try it on for size. The hard part is over, they’ve been accepted, and now it is time for the school to court them. With many welcoming speeches and events, it […]

Stanford, CA – Defying all common sense, the Stanford student currently puking in the stall next to you undeniably has a good chance of one day serving as the Chief Executive Officer of one of the most powerful corporations on Earth. Although at the moment he has forced himself to […]

Too long have students struggled under the yoke of p-sets and midterms. As Passover draws to an end, the suffering has been great as the Heavens cast down 10 plagues upon the campus of Stanford, to bestow freedom unto the student body. All the Jewish students are constipated, and that’s […]