Applications for next year’s Resident Assistant roles at Otero took a dark turn last Saturday after what presented itself as a lighthearted opportunity for Resident Fellows to meet prospective RAs resulted in blood being spilled on the dorm’s carpeted floors. According to one survivor, Julia Juárez ’21, the applicants began […]
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Amazing – Schoolyard Kid Single-Handedly Eliminates Bullying by Choosing Smallest, Wimpiest Kid for His Recess Dodgeball Team
The sun was out, the birds were chirping, and the 8.5-inch rubber dodgeballs were ready to fly. The captains were chosen per the tried-and-true...
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Op-Ed: I’m an Assistant Professor and I Show You I’m Cool Through My Hip Emails
Hey, little dude. It’s me, your assistant professor in his mid-thirties, the one with the cool bolo tie. I’m just writing up this...
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Disastrous Iowa Caucuses Were Using Stanford Web Authentication Services, Investigation Reveals
Technological and infrastructural complications with the Iowa caucuses earlier this week have been traced to one fatal flaw, third-party...
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Disastrous Iowa Caucuses Were Using Stanford Web Authentication Services, Investigation Reveals
Technological and infrastructural complications with the Iowa caucuses earlier this week have been traced to one fatal flaw, third-party...
Headlines
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Nasty nasty worms are crawling out of teens’ eyeballs, but is it safe? Inside TikTok’s viral new “Worm-Eye Challenge”
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Breaking: Flipside Will No Longer Be Independently Funding the FoHo
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Stanford to Host Climate Change Debate Between SCR and Guy in White Plaza Shouting ‘End is Nigh’
- Baby Yoda Redesigned After Audience Pushback Claiming He Looks ‘Too Fuckable’
- University Sure to Take All the Wrong Lessons from Latest Tragedy
- Former SCR President Finally Leaves Hospital 16 Months After “The Push”
Stanford
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Student Staff Group Interview Devolves into Bloodbath After RF Throws Snapped Pool Cue, Depressed Frosh into Room
Applications for next year’s Resident Assistant roles at Otero took a dark turn last Saturday...
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Breaking: Flipside Will No Longer Be Independently Funding the FoHo
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University Sure to Take All the Wrong Lessons from Latest Tragedy
- Freshmen Ashamed to Admit to Not Smoking Weed in Front of Father
- Sierra Camp Recruitment Ups its Game by Replacing all the Toilet Paper with Flyers
- Amid Data Leak Scandal, Queer Chart CEO Testifies Before ASSU Congress
Politics
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Disastrous Iowa Caucuses Were Using Stanford Web Authentication Services, Investigation Reveals
Technological and infrastructural complications with the Iowa caucuses earlier this week have been...
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Disastrous Iowa Caucuses Were Using Stanford Web Authentication Services, Investigation Reveals
Technological and infrastructural complications with the Iowa caucuses earlier this week have been...
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John Bolton Catfished Into Congressional Testimony by Adam Schiff Pretending to be Busty Young Ukrainian
As a result of growing uncertainty surrounding whether current Challenger rank I in League of Legends...
- Flipside Proudly Endorses Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Hillary Clinton, Julia Child, Katy Perry, the “Tiger Mom,” and 282 Other Women for President
- Facing Impeachment, Trump Recruits the One Man He Hoped He’d Never Have to Ask for Help: Duke Vengeance, PI
- Former SCR President Finally Leaves Hospital 16 Months After “The Push”
Opinion
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Op-Ed: I’m an Assistant Professor and I Show You I’m Cool Through My Hip Emails
Hey, little dude. It’s me, your assistant professor in his mid-thirties, the one with the cool...
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Dear SCR: If I Use Dark Magicks to Infuse an Unholy Flesh-Golem with a Soul, But Abort the Ritual Prematurely, Is That Murder?
Prithee listen, thou kindly Stanford College Republicans, and heed my request for your counsel....
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Op-Ed: From Now On, if a Friend Shows Me a “Funny Video” and It’s Not Funny, I’m Going to Strangle Them with a Plastic Bag
You’ve had it happen to you, haven’t you? A friend, a comrade, someone with whom you’ve entrusted...
- Op-Ed: Girl in the Socks and Crocs, You Have Stolen My Heart
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Technology
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Movie Magic: CGI Carrie Fisher to be Posthumously Inserted into “Epic / Hilarious Nut-Taps [4 hrs]” Youtube Compilation
In recent weeks, there has been some rumbling surrounding J.J. Abrams’ decision to feature a computer-generated...
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Andrew Yang Warns That AI Will Soon Automate All Your Time-Wasting Bullshit
During a recent campaign stop, presidential hopeful Andrew Yang returned to what has become a central...
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Op-Ed: In Only Ten Weeks, Duolingo Made Me Proficient In Slurs
I was initially skeptical about practicing my language skills with Duolingo. People kept saying...
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