Stanford Announces Plans to Replace All Professors with ChatGPT Artificial Intelligence, Tuition to Increase by 300%

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Class of 2027 Student Spotlight: They’re All Pieces of Shit

Ah yes. Admit weekend.  Swarms of lanky to-be freshmen wander the vast campus, not…

Op-Ed: Admit Weekend is Almost Here!  It’s Time to Download Tinder

This Friday, thousands of prospective frosh will be flocking to the Stanford…

No Bike Wednesday Replaced by Grapevining Wednesday

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We ran the numbers. At its deepest, Lake Lag is 15 stories tall.

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One of our writers keeps writing Scribblenauts smut and won’t stop until we publish it, so here it is

As the sun sets, Maxwell sits in his cabin, a humble creation…

“21 Jump Street” Added to Criterion Channel Classics

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I tried joining ‘Abolish Greek Life’ during rush, but they told me I was too fat, ugly, and poor to join.