The Stanford English Department has announced that, for the eighth straight decade, John Ernest Steinbeck Jr. has won the less-than-competitive fiction prize awarded to a marginally literate undergraduate every year. “We were really struck by his submission ‘The Vigilante,’” said one judge. “His nuanced and thoughtful treatment of themes such […]
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Israel and Palestine Come Together to Chill, Play Volleyball in First-Ever “Camp Stanford Accords”
In what has been dubbed the “the chillest camp since David,” heads of state from both Israel and Palestine met on Wilbur Field...
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FroSoCo Preassignees Mistakenly Assigned to TDX
On Tuesday, Residential Education acknowledged that several who preassigned to the Freshman-Sophomore College (FroSoCo) were mistakenly...
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Op Ed: I Drew Into Harry Elam Jr.’s Kitchen
Look, I was disappointed at first about my draw number of 8310, but turns out living in Vice Provost for Education Harry Elam Jr.’s...
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iCarly Under Fire for “Truth Behind 9/11” Vlog
Teen vlog star Carly Shay — popularly known as “iCarly,” after her eponymous web series — has found herself in hot water this...
Headlines
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Taiko “Drums and Babies” Event Takes Dark Turn Following Farcical Switcheroo
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Persis Drell Transported At Tresidder Bar
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Op-Ed: The Science of Gargling Molten Asphalt Isn’t Out Yet So I’m Gonna Keep Doing It in The Meantime
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- Amid University Crackdown on Greek Parties, Sig Nu Throws First “No-Campus”
Stanford
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Steinbeck Wins Creative Writing Prize Posthumously for Eightieth Year in Row
The Stanford English Department has announced that, for the eighth straight decade, John Ernest...
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FroSoCo Preassignees Mistakenly Assigned to TDX
On Tuesday, Residential Education acknowledged that several who preassigned to the Freshman-Sophomore...
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Op Ed: I Drew Into Harry Elam Jr.’s Kitchen
Look, I was disappointed at first about my draw number of 8310, but turns out living in Vice Provost...
- Average Stanford Student Adversity Score Somehow in the Negatives
- CS Department to Add Karaoke Subtitle Mode to Lectures, Bouncy Dot Included
- Op-Ed: Empirically, Frat Guys Paying at Tresidder with Number of Times Vomited is Not a Valid Form of Currency
Politics
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Amid Human Rights Abuses and Declining Support for Local Regime, U.S. Backs Coup in Flint, Michigan
As the humanitarian crisis worsens and citizens grow increasingly critical of local leadership,...
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Flipside News in Brief: Georgian Mistresses, AAU Surveys, and Night Rabbits
Georgia Passes de facto Abortion Ban, Exception for Senators’ Mistresses News came last week of...
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Theresa May Only One Surprised by EU Release of Kraken into English Channel
In a totally foreseeable move this past Tuesday, the European Union (EU) enacted Military Operation...
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- Bernie Sheds His Exoskeleton Again, Emerging 30 Years Younger and Ready to Rumble
- El Chapo’s Private Zoo’s Lack of Diversity “Troubling”, DeVos Says
Opinion
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Op Ed: To Prepare for the Math 51 Final, I Created a “Mind Palace” Full of Dancing, Anthropomorphic Versions of the Digits Zero Through Nine
When you first see a math problem on the impending Math 51 final, how will your piddling neurons...
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Op Ed: Yes, I’m Addicted to Communion Wafers, and No, I Won’t Shut Up About It
There’s this part in the New Testament where Jesus rips off a chunk of his body and turns it into...
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Op Ed: My Body is an Anarcho-Syndicalist Workers Collective, and I Am Merely Its Elected Delegate
I was a king once. As a child, I could command my limbs to move how I wanted, my lungs to breath...
- Clarification: We Didn’t Really Mean Arson In Our Threat Against Daily
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Technology
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Op-Ed: In Only Ten Weeks, Duolingo Made Me Proficient In Slurs
I was initially skeptical about practicing my language skills with Duolingo. People kept saying...
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Wow! Turns Out Clippy was Involved with Operation Paperclip, the U.S. Program that Reincorporated Nazi Scientists Into American Society
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TED Talk Speaker Struggles to Open PowerPoint from Flash Drive
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