Following a particularly rough midterm season, and under the nose of school authorities, a group of students have banded together and agreed upon the somewhat controversial policy wherein any student who scores above the mean on a test will be stripped naked, tied to a table in White Plaza, and […]
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Santa’s ELF Committee Runs Out of Money Because “Some Children Were Greedy Little Shits This Year”
Barely more than a month into 2019, an email sent out last week by the big man himself, Santa, apologized to parents worldwide before...
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Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die
Saturday night, Stanford junior Jack Mehogg was reportedly distraught after being officially rejected from every single summer internship,...
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Op-Ed: The Male Orgasm is a Myth
I’d had my suspicions for a while, but I hadn’t had any proof. Maybe it was the way my boyfriend Matt was only willing to plonk...
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Inspiring: Stanford Student Takes a Stand Against Cold Weather by Transferring
(For confidentiality purposes, the Flipside will not be using Reed Pearson’s name in this article.) Winter quarter bears not only...
Headlines
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U.S. Designer Baby Will Have Bigger, Stronger, Bigger Cock than Chinese Designer Baby
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Title IX Now Requires You to Complete American Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course Before Reporting
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HumBio Major “Too Excited” for Naked Corpses
- Heckin Big Floof Sicced on Protesters; 11/10 Good Doggo
- In the New Infinity War Movie, Everyone Who Died is Alive but They’re Infertile And Also They Have No Skin
- All Flipside Members to Lose Housing After Failing to Meet Standards of Excellence with ‘Skip Trip’ Typo in Grammatically Incorrect Insult to Intellectual Community
Stanford
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Informal Policy Among Students to Execute Anyone Who Scores Above Mean on Midterms
Following a particularly rough midterm season, and under the nose of school authorities, a group...
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Student Without Summer Plans Just Going to Wait Tables, Maybe Die
Saturday night, Stanford junior Jack Mehogg was reportedly distraught after being officially rejected...
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Inspiring: Stanford Student Takes a Stand Against Cold Weather by Transferring
(For confidentiality purposes, the Flipside will not be using Reed Pearson’s name in this article.) Winter...
- Title IX Now Requires You to Complete American Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course Before Reporting
- TDX House Comes Back from Tornado, Lands On Top of Wicked ResEd Dean of the South
- Stanford to Build Artificial Islands in Bay to Accommodate Future Growth
Politics
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Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants
WASHINGTON – Earlier this morning, President Trump shocked both Democrats and Republicans alike...
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Senate Unable to Reach Agreement on Wallpaper for Border Wall, Gov. Remains Shut Down
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A Political Science Major’s Credible Take on France’s Current Situation
It’s crazy what’s happening in France. All the protesting! Absolutely mind-blowing. Yes, I’m...
- White House Wishes a Happy Hanukkah to America’s Globalists
- Trump Opts To Pardon Exclusively White And Affluent Turkeys
- Wow! Bernie Sanders Said He Doesn’t Like Anchovies and Now Conservatives Are Eating Pound After Pound of Salty Fish
Opinion
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Op-Ed: The Male Orgasm is a Myth
I’d had my suspicions for a while, but I hadn’t had any proof. Maybe it was the way my boyfriend...
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An Open Letter to the Degenerate Fuckstick who Stole our Box of Flipside Prints
You rodent. You scum. You absolute filth. You just had to do it, didn’t you. Yes, you—the one...
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Dear 106A Section Leader: Karel Took My Virginity and I Think I’m Falling for Her
Dear Scott, I know you’ve only been my section leader for a couple of weeks, but you’re the...
- Op-Ed: We Need Kardinal Normal Sex
- Op-Ed: I’m a Real Person Just Like You, I Just Eat Other People
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Technology
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TED Talk Speaker Struggles to Open PowerPoint from Flash Drive
Randy Korgum’s highly anticipated TED talk last week got off to a surprisingly rough start. The...
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Newly-Announced Strain of ‘Cuties’ Never Goes Bad, Even as Image on Packaging Rots Away
Grocery stores will soon have a little something extra to offer hungry shoppers, following an announcement...
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Refugee Crisis Erupts After Tumblr Bans Porn
Riots broke out yesterday evening on the borders of Twitter, DeviantArt, and other digital territories...
- Op-Ed: I’m a Social Media Influenzer – And It’s Fucking Sick
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