Thanks to an anonymous tipster known only by the initials MTL, the Flipside has acquired substantial evidence that the Stanford sailing team’s recent racketeering scandal was in fact only a scheme meant to hide its true crimes. The sailors themselves planted the evidence that ultimately lead to federal accusations of […]
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FoHo’s Latest Issue is Just the Word “Allegedly” Printed Seven Hundred and Sixty-Three Times
Adoring fans of Stanford’s very own Fountain Hopper were shocked to find that last week’s issue was nothing more or less than the...
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Introducing the Flipside’s New Righteous Retribution Program
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Hey—isn’t the satire scene getting a little crowded around here?” I bet you think that...
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Cardinal Nights Revealed to be Front for Underground Fight Club
We’ve accepted bike crashes as commonplace at Stanford. Especially with the rain, we seem to acknowledge them as an inevitability,...
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Some of You Kids With Your Cellular Devices Didn’t Have to Send Nudes With an Etch-A-Sketch and It Shows
Walking around Stanford’s campus, I feel a slight disassociation with the other students. It’s not because I choose to converse...
Headlines
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Alternative Spring Break: I’m Volunteering my Liver at a Bar in Cabo
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Studies Reveal 97% of Squirrels Born Out of Wedlock
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Op-Ed: My Friends and I Pooled Our Meal Plan Dollars and Bought a 1976 Honda Civic
- Meanderthal Frequently Lost
- Lord of the Rings Superfan Very Angry About Parts of Original Novels Cut from Porn Parody
- Wow! Turns Out Clippy was Involved with Operation Paperclip, the U.S. Program that Reincorporated Nazi Scientists Into American Society
Stanford
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FoHo’s Latest Issue is Just the Word “Allegedly” Printed Seven Hundred and Sixty-Three Times
Adoring fans of Stanford’s very own Fountain Hopper were shocked to find that last week’s issue...
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Introducing the Flipside’s New Righteous Retribution Program
Have you ever thought to yourself, “Hey—isn’t the satire scene getting a little crowded around...
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Cardinal Nights Revealed to be Front for Underground Fight Club
We’ve accepted bike crashes as commonplace at Stanford. Especially with the rain, we seem to acknowledge...
- Op-Ed: My Friends and I Pooled Our Meal Plan Dollars and Bought a 1976 Honda Civic
- In Effort to Reduce Transport Numbers, ResEd Bans Transports
- In a Powerful Lecture at CEMEX Auditorium, Dinesh D’Souza Illustrates Holocaust with Sock Puppets
Politics
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Klobuchar Attacks Booker for Being “An Electoralist Hack” with “No Handle on Dialectical Materialism”
As the presidential primary season gets under way and the Democratic roster becomes increasingly...
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Bernie Sheds His Exoskeleton Again, Emerging 30 Years Younger and Ready to Rumble
In a video announcing his presidential campaign, Bernie Sanders (D-VT) is seen staring grimly at...
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El Chapo’s Private Zoo’s Lack of Diversity “Troubling”, DeVos Says
Notorious Mexican drug lord Joaquin “El Chapo” Guzman, who has been on trial in Brooklyn over...
- Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants
- Senate Unable to Reach Agreement on Wallpaper for Border Wall, Gov. Remains Shut Down
- A Political Science Major’s Credible Take on France’s Current Situation
Opinion
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Op-Ed: The Male Orgasm is a Myth
I’d had my suspicions for a while, but I hadn’t had any proof. Maybe it was the way my boyfriend...
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An Open Letter to the Degenerate Fuckstick who Stole our Box of Flipside Prints
You rodent. You scum. You absolute filth. You just had to do it, didn’t you. Yes, you—the one...
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Dear 106A Section Leader: Karel Took My Virginity and I Think I’m Falling for Her
Dear Scott, I know you’ve only been my section leader for a couple of weeks, but you’re the...
- Op-Ed: We Need Kardinal Normal Sex
- Op-Ed: I’m a Real Person Just Like You, I Just Eat Other People
- Op-Ed: My Classmates Keep Playing Devil’s Advocate. I Want to Play God’s Advocate.
Technology
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Wow! Turns Out Clippy was Involved with Operation Paperclip, the U.S. Program that Reincorporated Nazi Scientists Into American Society
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TED Talk Speaker Struggles to Open PowerPoint from Flash Drive
Randy Korgum’s highly anticipated TED talk last week got off to a surprisingly rough start. The...
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Newly-Announced Strain of ‘Cuties’ Never Goes Bad, Even as Image on Packaging Rots Away
Grocery stores will soon have a little something extra to offer hungry shoppers, following an announcement...
- Refugee Crisis Erupts After Tumblr Bans Porn
- Op-Ed: I’m a Social Media Influenzer – And It’s Fucking Sick
- Amazon Raises Minimum Wage for Workers to 15 Rupees Per Hour
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