The developers behind the Club Cardinal platform have partnered directly with Stanford’s financial aid department and adjusted each player’s in-game wealth accordingly. The new update, inspired by the success of last month’s “Wildfire” release, has seen overwhelming approval from both students and faculty. The Flipside was able to sit down […]
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