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Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants
WASHINGTON – Earlier this morning, President Trump shocked both Democrats and Republicans alike when he announced from the White...
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I Hate the Fucking Ski Trip—Let’s Go to Hell Instead
The ski trip sucks, okay? Nobody cares about “mountains”, or “snow”, or “having fun”, or “contracting sepsis from the...
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Refugee Crisis Erupts After Tumblr Bans Porn
Riots broke out yesterday evening on the borders of Twitter, DeviantArt, and other digital territories after Tumblr announced last...
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Vampires Invited Past Threshold of Kappa Sigma in Bid to Increase Diversity
Amid widespread criticism of Stanford’s Greek scene as “a place for white people to do white things,” members of Kappa Sigma...
Headlines
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White House Wishes a Happy Hanukkah to America’s Globalists
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450 Heterosexual Females Not Matched in Marriage Pact All Get Free Teslas
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Family Vacation to Prague Spent Entirely in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum
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Stanford
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Full Moon on the Quad BINGO: FLIPSIDE EDITION
Flipside Member “Sober” Monitor Sober “Monitor” A...
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I Hate the Fucking Ski Trip—Let’s Go to Hell Instead
The ski trip sucks, okay? Nobody cares about “mountains”, or “snow”, or “having fun”,...
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Vampires Invited Past Threshold of Kappa Sigma in Bid to Increase Diversity
Amid widespread criticism of Stanford’s Greek scene as “a place for white people to do white...
- The Stanford Flipside Finals Survival Guide
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Politics
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Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants
WASHINGTON – Earlier this morning, President Trump shocked both Democrats and Republicans alike...
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A Political Science Major’s Credible Take on France’s Current Situation
It’s crazy what’s happening in France. All the protesting! Absolutely mind-blowing. Yes, I’m...
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White House Wishes a Happy Hanukkah to America’s Globalists
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- Colorblind Democrat Insists Coming “Grey Wave” Will Sweep Midterms, Turn Grey States Grey
Opinion
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Op-Ed: We Need Kardinal Normal Sex
It’s hard to be a vanilla, cisgender, heterosexual woman or man at Stanford University in 2018,...
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Op-Ed: I’m a Real Person Just Like You, I Just Eat Other People
I’m sick of being discriminated against. It’s no secret that it can be hard to be members...
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Op-Ed: My Classmates Keep Playing Devil’s Advocate. I Want to Play God’s Advocate.
Every class I’m in, there always seems to be someone at hand to advocate for the will of Satan....
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Technology
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Refugee Crisis Erupts After Tumblr Bans Porn
Riots broke out yesterday evening on the borders of Twitter, DeviantArt, and other digital territories...
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Op-Ed: I’m a Social Media Influenzer – And It’s Fucking Sick
You read that right – social media influenzer. My job is to spread ~sickness~ wherever I go. What...
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Amazon Raises Minimum Wage for Workers to 15 Rupees Per Hour
In a move that has been widely hailed as progressive and humanitarian, Amazon.com Inc. has announced...
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