Update on the Update of the SGW Negotiations

November 12, 2024 Dear Stanford community,             …

SUNET ID, SUID, oops, I accidentally submitted the nuclear codes to SMG

Jillian Bieghden, 17, resident of Lantana experienced quite the rollout this Saturday…

New University Admissions Laws Lead Stanford to Commit Mass Deportation of Legacy Students

On Tuesday afternoon, Stanford’s administration laid out its  action map to compliance…

The Stanford Flipside’s Checklist for New Students

Just a helpful guide for everyone arriving on campus 😊 not to…

SLE Program Adds “Gay Sex” to 2024-2025 Curriculum, Continues to Challenge Frosh

As SLE recently released its newest syllabus, the incoming frosh were perplexed…

You found your Stanford crush. Now what?

You found your Stanford crush. Now what? The Class of 2028 Instagram…

My Body Count’s in the Hundreds’ Brags Lockheed Martin Intern

After helping design Hellfire missiles for Lockheed Martin during his summer internship,…

Well that’s ruff: My run in with the Helen Keller of dogs

I was 11 years old the last time I rode a bike.…

The Sturgeon Mary: a Tale

Jesus, take the eel! After news breaking of an apparently immaculately-conceived marine…