Dear Members and Students in a Stanford, As you might have heard, we might have heard about the danger incident. We, as the office of Department of Vice Provost of Community Services of Help Office, remember you. We are seeking your help from you, the student, in learning more about […]
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In Final Trick of the Night, Top-Hatted Ben Shapiro Uses Facts and Logic to Make Minimum Wage ~Disappear~
Performing in Stanford’s Memorial Auditorium on Thursday night, amateur magician Ben Shapiro wowed his audience with an array of...
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Op-Ed: Girl in the Socks and Crocs, You Have Stolen My Heart
I knew it from the moment you walked in. I’m not sure what prompted me to raise my head from my book at that moment, sitting in that...
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Professor Accidentally Opens List of Students Ranked by Hotness Instead of Powerpoint
In a mistake that will haunt Dr. Eric Breckenridge for the rest of his tenured career, the esteemed professor and leader in his field...
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Scholarly Conference Devolves Into Violence Over Disagreement About What the Hell ‘Toad’ from Mario Is Even Supposed to Be
This past week, Stanford’s Institution for Applied and Theoretical Video Game Research met for its 92nd annual conference, with scholars...
Headlines
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Student from Maine Surprised by How Many Black Squirrels There Are on Campus
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Op-Ed: Sorry I Killed Your Uncle During My Self-Care Day
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Freshman Wearing Full Business Suit to Career Fair Walks Away with 127 Job Offers
- Stern Brunch a Somber Affair
- Amazon Order for “Slutty Joker Costume” Won’t Arrive Until November 2nd
- TapTh@t Resorts to Selling Enriched Uranium in Order to Pay Off ASSU Debts
Stanford
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The Flipside’s AI Bot Read 10,000 Stanford Apology Emails and Then Wrote One
Dear Members and Students in a Stanford, As you might have heard, we might have heard about the...
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Professor Accidentally Opens List of Students Ranked by Hotness Instead of Powerpoint
In a mistake that will haunt Dr. Eric Breckenridge for the rest of his tenured career, the esteemed...
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Scholarly Conference Devolves Into Violence Over Disagreement About What the Hell ‘Toad’ from Mario Is Even Supposed to Be
This past week, Stanford’s Institution for Applied and Theoretical Video Game Research met for...
- Dear RA: My Roommate’s Mom Still Comes to Enforce His Curfew, and I Don’t Know What to Do
- Amateur DJ Forgot to Drop Bass Before Deadline
- Carta Rolls Out New “Likelihood Your Professor Will Get MeToo’d” Statistic
Politics
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Hubris Punished: Winnie the Pooh Castrated for Having Larger Scrotum Than Zeus
Alas, the wretched Winnie the Pooh has finally reaped that which he’d sewn, for his monstrous...
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Amid Human Rights Abuses and Declining Support for Local Regime, U.S. Backs Coup in Flint, Michigan
As the humanitarian crisis worsens and citizens grow increasingly critical of local leadership,...
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Flipside News in Brief: Georgian Mistresses, AAU Surveys, and Night Rabbits
Georgia Passes de facto Abortion Ban, Exception for Senators’ Mistresses News came last week of...
- Theresa May Only One Surprised by EU Release of Kraken into English Channel
- Klobuchar Attacks Booker for Being “An Electoralist Hack” with “No Handle on Dialectical Materialism”
- Bernie Sheds His Exoskeleton Again, Emerging 30 Years Younger and Ready to Rumble
Opinion
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Op-Ed: Girl in the Socks and Crocs, You Have Stolen My Heart
I knew it from the moment you walked in. I’m not sure what prompted me to raise my head from my...
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Op Ed: I Need to Ask My Professor a Question After Lecture But There’s Like Five or Six Different Mysterious Figures from His Past Seeking Advice About Alien Threats
Well, I guess this is what I get for taking a class in xenobiology. I normally leave lecture a few...
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Op Ed: How Does It Feel To Take A Life, Charles?
Look at me, Charles. No, no — don’t look away. Don’t you dare try to get out of this one,...
- Op-Ed: My Brain Is A Greased-Up Dragon and I Have to Wrestle It to The Ground and Count to Ten Every Time I Want to Say Something Coherent
- Op Ed: To Prepare for the Math 51 Final, I Created a “Mind Palace” Full of Dancing, Anthropomorphic Versions of the Digits Zero Through Nine
- Op Ed: Yes, I’m Addicted to Communion Wafers, and No, I Won’t Shut Up About It
Technology
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Andrew Yang Warns That AI Will Soon Automate All Your Time-Wasting Bullshit
During a recent campaign stop, presidential hopeful Andrew Yang returned to what has become a central...
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Op-Ed: In Only Ten Weeks, Duolingo Made Me Proficient In Slurs
I was initially skeptical about practicing my language skills with Duolingo. People kept saying...
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Wow! Turns Out Clippy was Involved with Operation Paperclip, the U.S. Program that Reincorporated Nazi Scientists Into American Society
- TED Talk Speaker Struggles to Open PowerPoint from Flash Drive
- Newly-Announced Strain of ‘Cuties’ Never Goes Bad, Even as Image on Packaging Rots Away
- Refugee Crisis Erupts After Tumblr Bans Porn
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