Georgia Passes de facto Abortion Ban, Exception for Senators’ Mistresses News came last week of a Georgia bill outlawing abortions, a potential challenge to the Supreme Court’s Roe v. Wade ruling. Interestingly, the fine print of the bill includes a single loophole — women ages 18 to 22 working under the […]
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Op Ed: My Body is an Anarcho-Syndicalist Workers Collective, and I Am Merely Its Elected Delegate
I was a king once. As a child, I could command my limbs to move how I wanted, my lungs to breath at my command, my lips and teeth and...
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I Frantically Ran Up to An Allegory of a Decrepit, Limping, Blind, Albino Man to Demand Answers Pertaining to Universal Truth
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Budweiser Introduces New “Just the Foam” Beer
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Clarification: We Didn’t Really Mean Arson In Our Threat Against Daily
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Uber Introduces New Rideshare Option: 50% Off to Just Fucking Walk
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Stanford
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Flipside News in Brief: Georgian Mistresses, AAU Surveys, and Night Rabbits
Georgia Passes de facto Abortion Ban, Exception for Senators’ Mistresses News came last week of...
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So Cool! MTL Dabbed After Signing an Arms Deal With the Saudi Military, and It Is #GivingUsLife
Okay, look — we all already know Marc “Daddy” Tessier “Daddy” Lavigne is the all-time...
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University Announces Plans to Build Massive, Useless Metal Structure Directly Outside Your Window
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Politics
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Flipside News in Brief: Georgian Mistresses, AAU Surveys, and Night Rabbits
Georgia Passes de facto Abortion Ban, Exception for Senators’ Mistresses News came last week of...
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Theresa May Only One Surprised by EU Release of Kraken into English Channel
In a totally foreseeable move this past Tuesday, the European Union (EU) enacted Military Operation...
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Klobuchar Attacks Booker for Being “An Electoralist Hack” with “No Handle on Dialectical Materialism”
As the presidential primary season gets under way and the Democratic roster becomes increasingly...
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Opinion
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Op Ed: My Body is an Anarcho-Syndicalist Workers Collective, and I Am Merely Its Elected Delegate
I was a king once. As a child, I could command my limbs to move how I wanted, my lungs to breath...
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Clarification: We Didn’t Really Mean Arson In Our Threat Against Daily
Well, okay, maybe we did, but that wasn’t the Only action we were going to perpetrate against...
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I’m Retiring from the Thomas the Tank Engine Fandom
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Technology
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Op-Ed: In Only Ten Weeks, Duolingo Made Me Proficient In Slurs
I was initially skeptical about practicing my language skills with Duolingo. People kept saying...
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Wow! Turns Out Clippy was Involved with Operation Paperclip, the U.S. Program that Reincorporated Nazi Scientists Into American Society
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TED Talk Speaker Struggles to Open PowerPoint from Flash Drive
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