Op-Ed: How ‘Bout That Bar Mitzvah Way Up at the Capitol, Eh?

Boy, that bar mitzvah really looked like something, eh? You know, the…

Cashier in publix forcefully stops man (me) from shoving an entire iced bundt cake down my throat in a crime of passion

“I hate and I love. Why do I do this, perhaps you…

Op-ed: If we shared a pond, I would not share fishing rights

I was once a fish, but then I went to war. Terrible…

Vogue seeks advice from police on how to best shoot black people

Several thousand page Brexit document sent to Brussels for finalization turns out to be intricately drawn Phineas and Ferb hentai

With the turn of the new year the five year Brexit deal…

Breaking: Interior Designers May Have Been Among Capitol Rioters in Hopes of Breaking In, Redecorating

According to inside sources, interior designer Michelle Lin and a rowdy collection…