This Halloween, Stanford Furry Club Dresses Up as People

Stanford’s Furry Club embraced the unexpected—donning costumes of hoodies and jeans, they…

Local Ghost Does Not Appreciate Couple Fucking In The Computer Cluster

It’s that time of year again: the crows caw ominously, bats make…

Local Senior Frightened to Death by Job Application

Outside Grove’s Haunted House last Friday, Jimmy Rows ‘26 had a panic…

Archaeological Breakthrough? Uncovered Cave Paintings in Nightclub Bathroom Point to Signs of Ancient Civilization

When first-year archaeology PhD student, Skylar Poe, went to use the restroom…

Breaking: A Capella Clubs Decide to be Really Fucking Mean in Their Rejection Letters 

Shockwaves ripped through the Frosh dork community after receiving a barrage of…

Opinion: TA is Madly In Love With Me Specifically 

I have ascertained, through the virtues of my immense powers of deduction,…

Branner Dining Does Its Part to Defend the Defenseless Against Natural Selection

Stanford Residential and Dining Enterprises made the bold decision this year to…

Stanford’s Holistic Admissions Process Now Considers Astrological Signs

In the wake of the Trump Administration’s mission to eliminate diversity, equity,…

Federal Aid Cuts Got You Down? I’m Paying for College With Prostitution.

With costs of higher education ever inflating and recent funding cuts, many…

Opinion: Girls Scouts of America Troops Walked So DOGE Could Run

Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency has been a central interest for…