The add/drop deadline passed recently, solidifying which classes Stanford students will be taking and putting an end to the three-week class shopping period. However, distraught music major Liv Garcia shared that she neglected to drop the bass by the 5pm cutoff, which ended up ruining her DJ event last Friday. […]
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Stanford
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Amateur DJ Forgot to Drop Bass Before Deadline
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Politics
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Opinion
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Op-Ed: My Brain Is A Greased-Up Dragon and I Have to Wrestle It to The Ground and Count to Ten Every Time I Want to Say Something Coherent
“Help!” cries the fair maiden in the tower. She represents my good ideas and also ingrained...
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