Amid widespread criticism of Stanford’s Greek scene as “a place for white people to do white things,” members of Kappa Sigma have taken on a last-ditch effort to introduce some diversity to the frat with an open invitation for any interested vampires to enter their house. “People always complain about […]
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The Stanford Flipside Finals Survival Guide
I’m here to give you an all-inclusive, comprehensive, slightly erotic survival guide to get you through this week. First, I sit...
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A Political Science Major’s Credible Take on France’s Current Situation
It’s crazy what’s happening in France. All the protesting! Absolutely mind-blowing. Yes, I’m a poli-sci major, so I probably...
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Op-Ed: We Need Kardinal Normal Sex
It’s hard to be a vanilla, cisgender, heterosexual woman or man at Stanford University in 2018, when it feels more and more like...
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Journalists Perplexed By Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Assertion That Everything She Says Is False, Even This
A recent press conference ended in mayhem after White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders insisted to a gathered crowd of...
Headlines
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White House Wishes a Happy Hanukkah to America’s Globalists
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450 Heterosexual Females Not Matched in Marriage Pact All Get Free Teslas
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Family Vacation to Prague Spent Entirely in Ripley’s Believe It Or Not Museum
- School Shooting Victim’s Body Riddled with Dozens of High-Caliber Mental Illnesses
- After Toxic Spill, Local Mutant Baby Born with Power of Cancer
- Report: Devil Horny
Stanford
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Vampires Invited Past Threshold of Kappa Sigma in Bid to Increase Diversity
Amid widespread criticism of Stanford’s Greek scene as “a place for white people to do white...
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The Stanford Flipside Finals Survival Guide
I’m here to give you an all-inclusive, comprehensive, slightly erotic survival guide to get you...
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450 Heterosexual Females Not Matched in Marriage Pact All Get Free Teslas
- Student Only Now Getting Plague Mocked By Previously Poxed Classmates
- Acquaintance’s Enthusiastic “Hello” Sparks Confusion for Student Biker
- Heroic Door Alarm Thwarts Criminal Scum
Politics
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A Political Science Major’s Credible Take on France’s Current Situation
It’s crazy what’s happening in France. All the protesting! Absolutely mind-blowing. Yes, I’m...
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White House Wishes a Happy Hanukkah to America’s Globalists
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Trump Opts To Pardon Exclusively White And Affluent Turkeys
Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. Between the gluttonous binging preceding gut-wrenching regret...
- Wow! Bernie Sanders Said He Doesn’t Like Anchovies and Now Conservatives Are Eating Pound After Pound of Salty Fish
- Colorblind Democrat Insists Coming “Grey Wave” Will Sweep Midterms, Turn Grey States Grey
- Ballot Filled Out with #2½ Pencil Forces Entire Electoral District to Retake SAT
Opinion
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Op-Ed: We Need Kardinal Normal Sex
It’s hard to be a vanilla, cisgender, heterosexual woman or man at Stanford University in 2018,...
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Op-Ed: I’m a Real Person Just Like You, I Just Eat Other People
I’m sick of being discriminated against. It’s no secret that it can be hard to be members...
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Op-Ed: My Classmates Keep Playing Devil’s Advocate. I Want to Play God’s Advocate.
Every class I’m in, there always seems to be someone at hand to advocate for the will of Satan....
- A Senior Farewell
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Technology
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Op-Ed: I’m a Social Media Influenzer – And It’s Fucking Sick
You read that right – social media influenzer. My job is to spread ~sickness~ wherever I go. What...
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Amazon Raises Minimum Wage for Workers to 15 Rupees Per Hour
In a move that has been widely hailed as progressive and humanitarian, Amazon.com Inc. has announced...
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Fuck, Marry, Park: These Three Cars
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