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Noting their loss of the White House, their crumbling state-level infrastructure, and…

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When it was first revealed that the Republican party would be replacing…

Jeb to Go Back in Time, Resurrect Entire Campaign

Having already stated in interviews that, given the choice, he would absolutely…

Boehner the Epitome of Class at State Of The Union

WASHINGTON, DC–At this year’s State of the Union address, Speaker of the…

Obama Goes on Erectile Dysfunction Tangent During State of the Union Address

Political analysts and news syndicates expressed surprise over President Obama’s State of…

Flipside Voter’s Guide 2012

You know Romney’s a rich Mormon and Obama’s a Kenyan socialist, but…

Romney “Using Jive” to Appeal to Younger Voters

“Yow! Watch me!” Mitt Romney began his speech to William and Mary…