Op-ed: I’m a School Shooter and Zoom Is Making Things Somewhat Inconvenient

Hey, my name is Kolin. I’m what the FBI database calls “a…

In Final Trick of the Night, Top-Hatted Ben Shapiro Uses Facts and Logic to Make Minimum Wage ~Disappear~

Performing in Stanford’s Memorial Auditorium on Thursday night, amateur magician Ben Shapiro…

In Response to Warren’s Loan Forgiveness Plan, Trump Announces New “Make-‘Em-Cry” Student Debt Calculator

Following Senator Elizabeth Warren’s announcement of a loan forgiveness plan to address…

Journalists Perplexed By Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ Assertion That Everything She Says Is False, Even This

A recent press conference ended in mayhem after White House Press Secretary…

Trump Opts To Pardon Exclusively White And Affluent Turkeys

Another Thanksgiving has come and gone. Between the gluttonous binging preceding gut-wrenching…

Trump’s Closest Aide Revealed to be Racist Magic 8 Ball

At long last, all has been revealed. Thanks to an anonymous tip…

Confused Drug Dealer Guns Down Man Wearing “Female Body Inspector” Novelty Shirt

Tragedy struck late Sunday night when local drug dealer Ricky “The Goon”…