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Sigma Chi’s Graffiti Party Most Popular Misdemeanor-Themed Bash Yet

March 10, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on Sigma Chi’s Graffiti Party Most Popular Misdemeanor-Themed Bash Yet
Sigma Chi’s Graffiti Party Most Popular Misdemeanor-Themed Bash Yet

Stating that last Saturday’s frat party was the perfect combination of “chill,” “crunk,” and “ham,” brothers of the Sigma Chi fraternity have declared Graffiti Party – named for the misdemeanor form of vandalism – to be their most successful lesser-crime-themed party in years. “I think people came to Graffiti Party […]

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Fraternity Plans Ahead, Holds Vomit Themed Party

October 21, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on Fraternity Plans Ahead, Holds Vomit Themed Party
Fraternity Plans Ahead, Holds Vomit Themed Party

It looks to be a night of booze, beats, and barf this coming Friday at Beta Gamma Omega’s first annual “Regurgitation Rager,” a party aimed at truly capturing the spirit of a weekend at the Farm early in the Fall quarter. “I mean, it really just gets right to the […]

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Leland Stanford Jr. Rises from Dead, Rocks Out

October 31, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Leland Stanford Jr. Rises from Dead, Rocks Out
Leland Stanford Jr. Rises from Dead, Rocks Out

Stanford’s notoriously crazy Halloween party became even crazier Friday night when, as students danced atop the crypts containing the Stanford family’s remains, the university’s namesake awoke, and his animated skeleton exited the crypt in which he and his parents were entombed. “At first I thought it was just a super […]

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Freshmen Confused by Continuing Lack of Parties

October 20, 2012 9:00 amComments Off on Freshmen Confused by Continuing Lack of Parties
Freshmen Confused by Continuing Lack of Parties

Recent surveys indicate that a growing percentage of the Class of ’16 is becoming outraged and confused by the lack of an appropriate outlet for their quietly bubbling drinking problems. Serra’s Frosh Council representative, James Atkinson, stated that much of his dorm was angered upon discovering that ‘midterms’ were not […]

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Freshman Confident His Room Will Be “The Party Room”

September 24, 2012 12:02 pmComments Off on Freshman Confident His Room Will Be “The Party Room”
Freshman Confident His Room Will Be “The Party Room”

Although the school year has yet to fully begin, Otero freshman Matthew Renzi has already expressed confidence that the 2nd floor double he shares with roommate Dustin McFee will be the undisputed party room of the dorm. “You know, just kind of like a chill place that has a fun […]

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Muslim Student Union Holds “Mosque-oleum” Party

November 4, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Muslim Student Union Holds “Mosque-oleum” Party
Muslim Student Union Holds “Mosque-oleum” Party

Following the success of the Muslim Student Union’s Alternative FMOTQ, the MSU held its first ever Mosque-oleum party to give Mausoleum-wary students another option. Though the MSU wasn’t sure at first whether there would be enough demand to justify the event, an astounding 40% of students polled said they “could […]

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Stanford Students Start Attending Paly Parties

October 20, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Stanford Students Start Attending Paly Parties
Stanford Students Start Attending Paly Parties

With so many Stanford frats on probation, students have resorted to going to Paly parties on the weekend. “There are just no good options on campus,” said freshman Nicole Wynn. “Paly is just the place to be.” Many students were seen heading over to Kyle’s dad’s house last saturday because […]

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18-20 Year Old Black Man With Dreadlocks and Chubby Indian Man Who Smells of Apples Getting Together for a Party at Your Place

May 15, 2011 4:12 pmComments Off on 18-20 Year Old Black Man With Dreadlocks and Chubby Indian Man Who Smells of Apples Getting Together for a Party at Your Place
18-20 Year Old Black Man With Dreadlocks and Chubby Indian Man Who Smells of Apples Getting Together for a Party at Your Place
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Party Starts Before Ke$ha Walks In

April 26, 2010 12:20 am0 comments
Party Starts Before Ke$ha Walks In

This weekend, Stanford students in Loro threw a party that started before the arrival of Ke$ha. Guests were surprised that the DJ made it pop and blew the speakers up without even receiving instruction from the music sensation. “Yeah, we just opened a few beers and threw on some tunes,” […]

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Study: Drinking Too Much Alcohol Can Lead You To SAE

February 8, 2010 3:38 pm0 comments
Study: Drinking Too Much Alcohol Can Lead You To SAE

STANFORD, CA –– A recent study has shown there is a high correlation between over-drinking and waking up in SAE without your pants. While it may seem that this statement is relevant only to girls, the bizarre twist is that the statistics show that 60 percent of those who have […]

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