Stanford University Secedes From The Union

STANFORD, CA- After meeting with the heads of every academic department, the…

Muslim Student Union Holds “Mosque-oleum” Party

Following the success of the Muslim Student Union’s Alternative FMOTQ, the MSU…

Heart Disease Found to be Purely Psychological

According to the results of a groundbreaking study performed at Harvard Medical…

Students Already Camping Out in Big Game Standby Line

They sleep in shifts and watch all of their classes online. Six…

BCS Forgets To Factor IQ, SAT Scores into Rankings

Campus Police Create Task Force to Combat “Meal Fraud”

After growing pressure from dining halls across campus, Stanford Police has finally…

Hennessy: “Fuck it, We’re Going to be a Football School.”

After several years of continued success on the gridiron, President Hennessy announced…

Canada Begins Tourism Initiative: Occupy Canada

Chem 31A Midterm Keeps Student Out of Med School

Last week, Stanford senior Katie Mullhondacivic was dismayed to learn that she…