This weekend, Stanford students in Loro threw a party that started before the arrival of Ke$ha.
Guests were surprised that the DJ made it pop and blew the speakers up without even receiving instruction from the music sensation.
“Yeah, we just opened a few beers and threw on some tunes,” said party host Jason Holmes.
“We were just playing some pong, and some guy was like, ‘Hey man, sick party!
‘ We didn’t even know it began.
”
Tens of people then started flowing into the room, flocking from all over campus because they heard there was a party. Before anyone knew it, people were dancing on tables and making terrible life decisions.
Jason and his friends thought Ke$ha didn’t come because she was probably still getting her pedicure on her toes toes and trying on all her clothes clothes.
“We thought the party couldn’t start until Ke$ha came,” said Jason’s roommate Alberto, “but it all just happened so fast.”
When Ke$ha was reached for comment, she just said “Whoah whoah wha-oh, whoah whoah wha-oh.”
