Over 20% of Stanford Safety Reports Filed by Frosh Males “thuggin’ home from that sickass party, ready to bool.”

In a new study released by the new Stanford Health & Innovation…

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It’s common knowledge that all proper criminals have fantastic marketing. For the…

Class of 2027 Student Spotlight: They’re All Pieces of Shit

Ah yes. Admit weekend.  Swarms of lanky to-be freshmen wander the vast campus, not…

We ran the numbers. At its deepest, Lake Lag is 15 stories tall.

Utilizing high state-of-the-arts technology, Lauren Yu and her team of researchers used…

Armed Security Kills 10 and Injures 47 as students cross Bankman-Fried barricade to attend mid Synergy Party

At 2:30 am last Friday, numerous urgent calls were phoned into Vaden…

Daily Takes Major L (working title)

As an educated, well-read woman of distinguished title whose pedagogical and didactic…

Higher Prices Aren’t Making Munger Any Less Sad

Hey, I get it. Life’s been rough out there in the big…