Student Wearing Reflective Bike Gear is Fucking Invincible

 Zipping through the fall air, neon jacket flapping in the wind, leaves…

God Fires Pope

In a prepared statement last week, God announced that he was relieving…

Santorum Announces Plan to Make All Women Report Menstruation Cycles to Federal Registry

Republican Presidential candidate Rick Santorum recently announced his plan to have all…

Poor Attendance to Jesus’ “Seminar on the Mount”

On Tuesday, Jesus of Nazareth descended from the heavens to deliver a…

Scientific Study Irrefutably Proves Existence of God

In one of the more interesting scientific discoveries this week, researchers have…

God Hates Faqs Protest Against Computer Illiteracy

‘Sin Explains Stanford Devil-Rain’ – Says Pat Roberton

NEW YORK – In the wake of his controversial statements on a…