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A US military official recently announced the arrival of a groundbreaking new…

Bin Laden Receives Both Criticism And Praise For Porno Stash

US military officials recently revealed that they had found a large archive…

Kraft Macaroni & Cheese Now 25% Cheesier!

Kraft Foods recently unveiled a 25% cheesier version of its popular Macaroni…

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Invacare, a leading manufacturer of homecare products, has released its long-awaited line…

Critics Condemn/Applaud Obama’s Saying of Words

Yesterday, Obama took the opportunity to say words, a rare event that…

Vicious TriDelt Pillow Fight Leaves 7 Dead, 16 Wounded

Stanford students were shocked by a recent case of lighthearted playing gone…