God Shuts Down Egypt’s Internet As 11th Plague

Last week, in punishment for the Pharaoh-like dictatorship of Mubarak in Egypt…

Obama Forgets Dongle For Important PowerPoint Presentation

WHITE HOUSE–This past Tuesday, President Obama was about to start delivering his…

Tooth Scandal Rocks Make-Believe World

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Report: Freshmen Male Asked if He is Pregnant at Vaden

An embarrassed and shocked freshmen male was reportedly asked if he was…

Mattress Researchers Release Innovative Mattress With No Wrong Side

Bone Marrow Swabs Deemed A Gateway Donation

Students are in outrage after Bone Marrow transplant trucks were seen on…

Unprotected Sex Between Bed Bugs Reaches Unprecedented Levels

An epidemic of bed bugs having unprotected sex with other bed bugs…

Updated Geneva Protocol Prohibits Popular Medieval Weaponry

Yesterday, the United Nations General Assembly voted to enact an updated version…

Millions Divorced as Zodiac Change Causes Realignment of Stars

After recent changes in the Earth’s alignment, a new Zodiac symbol, Ophiuchus…