Several thousand page Brexit document sent to Brussels for finalization turns out to be intricately drawn Phineas and Ferb hentai

With the turn of the new year the five year Brexit deal…

UNHRC praises UK for starving children: “British food is a crime against humanity”

The recent move by conservative MP’s of the British commons to discontinue…

SpaceX Announces Launch of Challenger 2: The One Where It Gets There

In a press release published Sunday morning, SpaceX announced the details of…

The LORD Divideth Not the Rind from the Flesh. So Sayeth the LORD, Eat the Watermelon in Whole.

As it is written in the Scripture, the LORD maketh all the…

Simulation Reveals That in World Without COVID-19, Your Mom Still Fucked the Mailman

After it became clear that many frosh wouldn’t see a speck of…
Corporation PR Departments Puzzled by Possibility of Being Black and Queer at…

Op-Ed: Apparently I’m a Russian Sleeper Agent Because Reading “Fried Chick’n” at Stern Dining Made Me Black Out and Torture the Guy Behind Me

As a resident of Stern Hall, I treat myself to the luxurious…

New Evidence Suggests, Contrary to Popular Conception, That Shakespeare Had Feathers and Beak

Following the discovery of a previously-unknown set of skeletal remains in Stratford-upon-Avon,…

Israel and Palestine Come Together to Chill, Play Volleyball in First-Ever “Camp Stanford Accords”

In what has been dubbed the “the chillest camp since David,” heads…