President Obama Vetoes Keystone Pipeline, Call For Pabst Blue Ribbon Pipeline Recently, President Obama has come under fire for refusing to approve construction… Sebastian Von ZerneckFebruary 25, 2012
Econ 1A Student Announces He Will Fix the US Economy Alvin Peterson, a freshman who is enrolled in Econ 1A, has recently… Sebastian Von ZerneckJanuary 31, 2012
Bill to Replace Scientific Method with “Blue’s Clues” Method CAPITOL HILL—Today, Congress heard arguments over a bill that would mandate the… Sebastian Von ZerneckDecember 8, 2011
“Beat Cal” Slogan Ruining Calvin Andrew’s Life Junior Calvin Andrews is a good guy. He gets good grades and… Sebastian Von ZerneckNovember 16, 2011
Campus Police Create Task Force to Combat “Meal Fraud” After growing pressure from dining halls across campus, Stanford Police has finally… Sebastian Von ZerneckNovember 1, 2011
Massive Search Conducted For Freshman’s Keys On Tuesday, Kelly Andrews woke up, brushed her teeth, and left her… Sebastian Von ZerneckOctober 31, 2011
Poor Attendance to Jesus’ “Seminar on the Mount” On Tuesday, Jesus of Nazareth descended from the heavens to deliver a… Sebastian Von ZerneckOctober 22, 2011
