Stanford Mall Closes Down as Massive “Sue Mobs” Swarm the Parking Lots in Hopes of Free Tuition

Over the past few weeks, mass hysteria has swept over the parking…

Sierra Camp Recruitment Ups its Game by Replacing all the Toilet Paper with Flyers

Upon returning to campus, many students have reported an increased marketing presence…

Scholarly Conference Devolves Into Violence Over Disagreement About What the Hell ‘Toad’ from Mario Is Even Supposed to Be

This past week, Stanford’s Institution for Applied and Theoretical Video Game Research…