As it is written in the Scripture, the LORD maketh all the Fruits of the Land, from the Grape of the Vineyard to the Apple of the Eye, and He forgetteth not the Watermelon, most Round and Large of all the Fruits. The Watermelon groweth from the Vine, and it groweth Big indeed. The LORD divideth not the Rind from the Flesh, for He is almighty and eateth all of Fruit, beingeth it Sweet or Bitter, Green or Red. Leviticus 4:11: “But the hide of the bull and all its flesh, as well as the head and legs, the internal organs and the intestines—” and the Priests of Old understandeth that the Bull representeth the Watermelon, as they both growingeth Big. So sayeth the LORD.

Yet there liveth Heresy in our time! As the LORD knoweth the Fruit of His Labor, He knoweth his Children too, and amongst the Flock there lieth those who eateth not the Rind, but cast it Away, who see themselves so Fine in Discernment that they preserveth only the Flesh. Deuteronomy 25:14: “Do not have two differing measures in your house – one large, one small.” It is the Duty most Divine of all Children of the LORD to Strive to Perfection, to Liveth as His Son Jesus did, and Jesus did eat the Watermelon as One, dividingeth not twixt the Rind and the Flesh, the Green from the Red.

Hark! Ezekiel 7:3: “The end is now upon you, and I will unleash my anger against you. I will judge you according to your conduct and repay you for all your detestable practices.” Those who rejecteth the Rind, repent! Thine Judgment nears, and the Cup of the Wrath of the LORD runneth over. Gird thy Jaw and Bite, not only the Crimson Flesh but yea, the Rind most Green also, for the LORD commandeth that all his Children struggleth with many Fibers twixt the Teeth. Prostrateth thineself before the LORD and He shall be Merciful, but Denieth His commands and He shall smite Thee! Amen.

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