Beau Biden Comes Back from the Grave to Fuck Melania 

Op-Ed: My Selfish Fucking Little Brother Just Wasted His Make-A-Wish on a Trip to Disneyworld

Can you believe this shit? I sure as hell can’t. My terminally…

AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK INTO THE ABUSIVE PRACTICES OF THE LATE-REPUBLICAN ROMAN DAIRY INDUSTRY: CITIZENS, LEARN WHAT THE SENATE IS PUTTING INTO YOUR CHEESE

Be aware, citizen! Though all good citizens know that to swill milk…

POEMS

In Honor of Louise Glück   Roses… are vaguely orange  Violets – somewhat…

Trump Sends Out Second Stimulus Package

Following an executive order, President Donald Junipero Trump has sent out “a…

The First Presidential Debate Was Too Hot for Television

Tuesday night’s debate was rife with more sexual tension than Ghislaine Maxwell…

Op-Ed: Yikes! I Accidentally Joined My Professor’s Divorce Zoom Call and Now I Have to Act Like His Emotionally Traumatized, Estranged Daughter So He Doesn’t Lose His House

Uh oh! When my linguistics professor sent out an email with only…

NFL Players Nonchalant About Daily Risk of Crippling Head Trauma Weirdly Terrified By COVID

As American sports begins the slow process to reopening and getting back…