Op-Ed: Admit Weekend is Almost Here!  It’s Time to Download Tinder

This Friday, thousands of prospective frosh will be flocking to the Stanford…

One of our writers keeps writing Scribblenauts smut and won’t stop until we publish it, so here it is

As the sun sets, Maxwell sits in his cabin, a humble creation…

99 out of 100 Stanford professors “didn’t want a Nobel Prize anyways”

What a breakthrough! Breakthrough beam! In an internal survey conducted by Stanford…

gracienewman@stanford.edu unsubscribed from our emails, so we raided their dorm

Dear gracienewman@stanford.edu, Let me explain a little something to you about unsubscribing…

Curfew violated… by WOLVES! It’s late at night and they are prowlin’

Awwwwoooooooooo!  That’s right: the moon is bright, the stars are out, and…

Racial Bias Programming Proves Effective: Six No Longer Afraid of Seven

A campus-wide initiative funded by Stanford’s Office for Inclusion, Belonging, and Intergroup…

SpaceX Announces Launch of Challenger 2: The One Where It Gets There

In a press release published Sunday morning, SpaceX announced the details of…

Op-ed: For God’s Sake, Stop Sending Out These Fucking Amber Alerts—I Already Killed the Kid

Picture this: you’re all alone in the kitchen, pan-frying some tilapia and…

Op-Ed: My Selfish Fucking Little Brother Just Wasted His Make-A-Wish on a Trip to Disneyworld

Can you believe this shit? I sure as hell can’t. My terminally…

Club Cardinal Now Distributing In-Game Currency Based on Your Financial Aid

The developers behind the Club Cardinal platform have partnered directly with Stanford’s…