400 Articles Stanford Op-Ed: Admit Weekend is Almost Here! It’s Time to Download Tinder This Friday, thousands of prospective frosh will be flocking to the Stanford… Jordan ZietzApril 27, 2023
398 Articles One of our writers keeps writing Scribblenauts smut and won’t stop until we publish it, so here it is As the sun sets, Maxwell sits in his cabin, a humble creation… Jordan ZietzApril 20, 2023
397 99 out of 100 Stanford professors “didn’t want a Nobel Prize anyways” What a breakthrough! Breakthrough beam! In an internal survey conducted by Stanford… Jordan ZietzApril 6, 2023
392 Articles gracienewman@stanford.edu unsubscribed from our emails, so we raided their dorm Dear gracienewman@stanford.edu, Let me explain a little something to you about unsubscribing… Jordan ZietzOctober 12, 2022
392 Articles Curfew violated… by WOLVES! It’s late at night and they are prowlin’ Awwwwoooooooooo! That’s right: the moon is bright, the stars are out, and… Jordan ZietzOctober 12, 2022
391 Articles Racial Bias Programming Proves Effective: Six No Longer Afraid of Seven A campus-wide initiative funded by Stanford’s Office for Inclusion, Belonging, and Intergroup… Jordan ZietzOctober 5, 2022
SpaceX Announces Launch of Challenger 2: The One Where It Gets There In a press release published Sunday morning, SpaceX announced the details of… Jordan ZietzFebruary 24, 2021
Op-ed: For God’s Sake, Stop Sending Out These Fucking Amber Alerts—I Already Killed the Kid Picture this: you’re all alone in the kitchen, pan-frying some tilapia and… Jordan ZietzFebruary 13, 2021
Op-Ed: My Selfish Fucking Little Brother Just Wasted His Make-A-Wish on a Trip to Disneyworld Can you believe this shit? I sure as hell can’t. My terminally… Jordan ZietzJanuary 20, 2021
354 Articles Stanford Year 13 Club Cardinal Now Distributing In-Game Currency Based on Your Financial Aid The developers behind the Club Cardinal platform have partnered directly with Stanford’s… Jordan ZietzSeptember 25, 2020