Articles by: Deedee Anderson

Acquaintance’s Enthusiastic “Hello” Sparks Confusion for Student Biker

November 27, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on Acquaintance’s Enthusiastic “Hello” Sparks Confusion for Student Biker
Acquaintance’s Enthusiastic “Hello” Sparks Confusion for Student Biker

In a perplexing turn of events Friday before break, sophomore Billy Redrick’s enthusiastic “hello” caused unwarranted levels of emotional distress for another student’s normally relaxing ride around campus as she was forced to consider what level of friendship would require her to stop her bike. “When he shouted “hello” and […]

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Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA

March 5, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA
Flipside News in Brief: Douchebags, Theater and the NRA

Notice of Correction: Douchebag Also Fucknose Last week, the Flipside published an article in which junior Trevor Pangloss was referred to as a “simpering douchebag.” However, it has since come to our attention that — although Pangloss is indeed a certifiable douchebag — he is also a festering fucknose. This […]

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Op Ed: I finished harvesting all my organs and now I finally have enough money to buy a PS3!

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Op Ed: I finished harvesting all my organs and now I finally have enough money to buy a PS3!

It’s one of those days you can’t help but wake up with a sense of pride in the space where your heart used to be — the day you finally finishing harvesting all your organs and can afford a brand new, limited-edition, seventh generation, sleek black Sony PlayStation 3 home […]

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Report: Trump Enjoying a Lively Game of Monopoly: Horse Lovers Edition Amidst Government Shutdown

January 22, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Report: Trump Enjoying a Lively Game of Monopoly: Horse Lovers Edition Amidst Government Shutdown
Report: Trump Enjoying a Lively Game of Monopoly: Horse Lovers Edition Amidst Government Shutdown

Following the government shutdown this past week, President and Rich Man Donald J. Trump reportedly took his newfound free time to sit back, relax, and enjoy a riveting game of Monopoly: Horse Lovers Edition ®. Galloping around the corner on Go to collect 200 “salt licks,” Trump cheered gleefully as […]

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Man Drinking Soylent Has No Time For Childish Frivolities Like Solid Food

October 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Man Drinking Soylent Has No Time For Childish Frivolities Like Solid Food
Man Drinking Soylent Has No Time For Childish Frivolities Like Solid Food

STANFORD, CA — Monday at 9:26am, senior Computer Science major Waldorf Panderlin was seen biking across main quad, gulping Soylent from a 2-liter bottle on his way to CS 103. “No time!” he shrieked at our Flipside field reporter when asked to comment. More bags of powdered foodstuffs were visible […]

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Is Stanford Ready For An All Male Football Team?

October 16, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Is Stanford Ready For An All Male Football Team?
PALO ALTO, CA - OCTOBER 15:  Christian McCaffrey #5 of the Stanford Cardinal's rushes for a twenty eight yard touchdown run against the UCLA Bruins in the second quarter of an NCAA football game at Stanford Stadium on October 15, 2015 in Stanford, California.  (Photo by Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images)
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Area Mom Wants You To Know You Can Feel Comfortable Crying To Her, In Fact It’s Fun For Her

May 30, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Area Mom Wants You To Know You Can Feel Comfortable Crying To Her, In Fact It’s Fun For Her
Area Mom Wants You To Know You Can Feel Comfortable Crying To Her, In Fact It’s Fun For Her

CINCINATTI, OH — Enveloping your hand in hers across the dinner table, area mom wants you to know that you don’t have to worry about her – she would truly take delight in watching you cry about the state of your depressing life. “Honey, it’s okay. You don’t have to […]

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Op-Ed: I Can Detach My Jaw Like an Anaconda in Order to Eat Eggplants Vertically

May 15, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I Can Detach My Jaw Like an Anaconda in Order to Eat Eggplants Vertically
Op-Ed: I Can Detach My Jaw Like an Anaconda in Order to Eat Eggplants Vertically

Yes, I have the ability to detach my upper jaw from my lower jaw so that my teeth can be separated by a greater distance in order to eat certain vegetables vertically. Typically, the vegetable in question is an eggplant. Once my jaw is detached, I am constrained only by […]

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Students Joining “Fuck Caterpillars” Club Confused If Sexytime Fuck or Derogatory Fuck

May 8, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on Students Joining “Fuck Caterpillars” Club Confused If Sexytime Fuck or Derogatory Fuck
Students Joining “Fuck Caterpillars” Club Confused If Sexytime Fuck or Derogatory Fuck

STANFORD – As a larger and larger crowd built at Old Union for Stanford’s new “Fuck Caterpillars” club, it became clear that some students were confused as to whether “Fuck” referred to the physical act of love-making or the popular vernacular expression of contempt, sources confirmed Sunday. Even following the […]

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OpEd: I totally screwed my Roo by framing him for murder

May 1, 2017 12:00 pmComments Off on OpEd: I totally screwed my Roo by framing him for murder
OpEd: I totally screwed my Roo by framing him for murder

Hey, Gibby here. I know there’s technically no “winner” of Screw your Roo, an event put on in most freshmen dorms to help get your roommate screwed, but if there was, I might as well be handed the prize right now. Rather than going the normal route of setting my […]

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