Articles by: Robin Fierberg

Porn Site Releases New “Step-Daughter Teaches Racist Step-Uncle About Slavery and The Legacy of Anti-Black Racism in the US” Video Series to Educate White People About Racial Disparities in American Society

June 22, 2020 3:06 pmComments Off on Porn Site Releases New “Step-Daughter Teaches Racist Step-Uncle About Slavery and The Legacy of Anti-Black Racism in the US” Video Series to Educate White People About Racial Disparities in American Society
Porn Site Releases New “Step-Daughter Teaches Racist Step-Uncle About Slavery and The Legacy of Anti-Black Racism in the US” Video Series to Educate White People About Racial Disparities in American Society

Protests have recently erupted all across the United States as the structural forces upholding racism in American society were laid bare once again by the murders of Ahmaud Arbery, Breonna Taylor, and George Floyd. This has prompted some white Americans to critically re-examine their relationship to racial privilege, but many […]

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Op-Ed: I Had the NASA Internship Where They Make Me the Astronaut, But Then It Got Canceled Because of Coronavirus

May 11, 2020 9:07 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I Had the NASA Internship Where They Make Me the Astronaut, But Then It Got Canceled Because of Coronavirus
Op-Ed: I Had the NASA Internship Where They Make Me the Astronaut, But Then It Got Canceled Because of Coronavirus

Okay, I’m pissed. One month ago, I had this summer all figured out: women, white claw, and the most prestigious NASA internship that they have, where they make me the big astronaut who goes up into space with the fast rocket ships. But thanks to this “corono virus,” there will […]

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RA Who Got Sent Home Still Leaving Bowl of Condoms Outside Room for Parents to Use

April 26, 2020 11:01 amComments Off on RA Who Got Sent Home Still Leaving Bowl of Condoms Outside Room for Parents to Use
RA Who Got Sent Home Still Leaving Bowl of Condoms Outside Room for Parents to Use

When the majority of undergraduate students were told to leave campus, ResEd vowed to pay student staff as they continue to perform their duties remotely. While all staff members are continuing to support their Stanford residents virtually, some are also taking their duties a step further. Donner RA Jasmine Douglas, […]

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New Horoscope App Tells You Whether Crush Likes You, As Well As Exact Date And Time Of Your Death

January 24, 2020 10:04 amComments Off on New Horoscope App Tells You Whether Crush Likes You, As Well As Exact Date And Time Of Your Death
New Horoscope App Tells You Whether Crush Likes You, As Well As Exact Date And Time Of Your Death

Riding the wave of recent horoscope hysteria, California-based app developer Code Zone released an app this morning called Astro-Logic that not only knows whether or not your crush is into you, but can also predict the exact date and time of your inevitable demise. “Look, we’re just giving the people […]

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Breaking: Stanford Athletics Emails Deemed “Too Hype,” Account Gets Banned From Outlook Servers

October 16, 2019 12:00 pmComments Off on Breaking: Stanford Athletics Emails Deemed “Too Hype,” Account Gets Banned From Outlook Servers
Breaking: Stanford Athletics Emails Deemed “Too Hype,” Account Gets Banned From Outlook Servers

In a shocking turn of events, Stanford Athletics received an official notarized letter late last night from the Microsoft Corporation informing them that their Outlook account would be shut down effective immediately due to the “dangerous and unprecedented level of hype” associated with their email blasts. The notarized letter from […]

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Lame Rushee Refuses to Eat Bath Bomb, Doesn’t Get a Bid

April 9, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Lame Rushee Refuses to Eat Bath Bomb, Doesn’t Get a Bid
Lame Rushee Refuses to Eat Bath Bomb, Doesn’t Get a Bid

Spring has sprung, and that means two things: Greek rush, and the hedonistic ingestion of bathroom and/or laundry-room products. First there was the toilet plunger, then of course the Tide Pods, and now the youth are “getting sudsy” and “blasting off” on the hitherto last uneaten artifact in the twenty-first […]

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Report: ‘Stanford Duck Syndrome’ Rebranded to ‘Stanford Frog Syndrome’ as Students Start Eating Live Frogs

February 19, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Report: ‘Stanford Duck Syndrome’ Rebranded to ‘Stanford Frog Syndrome’ as Students Start Eating Live Frogs
Report: ‘Stanford Duck Syndrome’ Rebranded to ‘Stanford Frog Syndrome’ as Students Start Eating Live Frogs

As the weather turns wet and the cracks in the road slowly begin to fill with puddles of water, mud and air-born amphibian spawn, a scourge of frogs has descended onto the campus of Leland Stanford Junior University. As students adjust to this new environment now teeming with toads, many […]

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Dear 106A Section Leader: Karel Took My Virginity and I Think I’m Falling for Her

January 28, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Dear 106A Section Leader: Karel Took My Virginity and I Think I’m Falling for Her
Dear 106A Section Leader: Karel Took My Virginity and I Think I’m Falling for Her

Dear Scott, I know you’ve only been my section leader for a couple of weeks, but you’re the only one I feel comfortable talking to about this. Something happened last night, in the wet darkness of my dorm room while my roommate slept, blissfully unaware. I was writing code in […]

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Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants

January 14, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants
Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants

WASHINGTON – Earlier this morning, President Trump shocked both Democrats and Republicans alike when he announced from the White House Rose Garden that he’s giving up on the government shutdown, and his “kooky scheme” of building a border wall thanks to a late-night visitation by the spectral reincarnations of three […]

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Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

December 10, 2018 7:00 pmComments Off on Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus
Report: Area Man Whose Birthday is on Christmas Thinks He’s Jesus

PALO ALTO, CA – In the last forty-eight hours, Albert Shurenberg, a longtime Palo Alto resident and certified Vehicle Clinician at Crazy Al’s Chrysler Confederation, has been “going off” on social media about how he is, in fact the second coming of Jesus Christ. His proof? Mr. Shurberg was born […]

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