The Forty-Year Old Virgin: An Interview With Brett Kavanaugh

Brett Michael Kavanaugh – leader, patriot, lifetime celibate. In an exclusive interview…

FBI Raid Uncovers Michael Cohen’s Extensive Tiny Ballerina Shoe Collection—Not Illegal, Just Kinda Weird

Missile Strikes on Syrian Chlorine Factories Leave Assad’s Pool Faintly Piss-Scented

Several days after President Donald Trump launched several targeted missile strikes against…

Fucking Typical: This Millennial Spent All His Money on Avocado Toast and Healthcare

No surprises here, folks: just another lazy teenager, sucking dry the plump…

Jeff Sessions Introduces New Policy Aimed at Stopping “Urban Youths” from Stealing Pies Off Window Sills

In a surprise announcement Monday morning, Jeff Sessions introduced a new anti-crime…