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Facing Impeachment, Trump Recruits the One Man He Hoped He’d Never Have to Ask for Help: Duke Vengeance, PI

As the stresses of his impeachment process slowly build, sources within the…

Hubris Punished: Winnie the Pooh Castrated for Having Larger Scrotum Than Zeus

Alas, the wretched Winnie the Pooh has finally reaped that which he’d…

Amid Human Rights Abuses and Declining Support for Local Regime, U.S. Backs Coup in Flint, Michigan

As the humanitarian crisis worsens and citizens grow increasingly critical of local…

Theresa May Only One Surprised by EU Release of Kraken into English Channel

In a totally foreseeable move this past Tuesday, the European Union (EU)…

Klobuchar Attacks Booker for Being “An Electoralist Hack” with “No Handle on Dialectical Materialism”

As the presidential primary season gets under way and the Democratic roster…

Bernie Sheds His Exoskeleton Again, Emerging 30 Years Younger and Ready to Rumble

In a video announcing his presidential campaign, Bernie Sanders (D-VT) is seen…

Trump Calls Off Government Shutdown After Visit by Ghosts of Three Honduran Migrants

WASHINGTON – Earlier this morning, President Trump shocked both Democrats and Republicans…