Report: Hundreds of Catalytic Converters Found in MTL’s Basement

In a press conference earlier this week, just days before the end…

Stanford Administration Releases Video of Contract Worker Praising Stanford While Held at Gunpoint

Following controversy over inaction and misleading statements regarding the University’s plans to…

Report: Frosh Optimistically Cancels Birthday Party Because More Than 150 People Were Gonna Come For Sure

Following numerous updates from Stanford administrators regarding COVID-19 in the past week,…

Professor Accidentally Opens List of Students Ranked by Hotness Instead of Powerpoint

In a mistake that will haunt Dr. Eric Breckenridge for the rest…

Movie Review: I Thought Avengers: Endgame Was Just Okay Because of the Part Where Tony Stark Shitted Out the Infinity Stones

I was as excited as the next person to watch the twenty-second…

Op-Ed: I’m Beginning to Regret The Chris Brown Sticker on My Hydroflask

I’m facing a pretty serious problem, and it has to do with…

Report: Kairos in state of anarchy after all-staff firing, Wine and Cheese nights under threat

Following the firing of all Kairos staff members last week, the Flipside…