Articles by: Mags Posenthal

A Graduation Farewell, from the Flipside Seniors

September 18, 2020 1:25 pmComments Off on A Graduation Farewell, from the Flipside Seniors
A Graduation Farewell, from the Flipside Seniors

Editor’s Note: The following was pre-written in September 2019, back when we were young, naïve, and smokin’ hot with bangin’ bods. Still relevant? You be the judge. But we’re sure as hell not revising. That shit’s for English majors and cuckolds. Editor’s Favorite Fish: Beluga Whale, the biggest fish in […]

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Report: Hundreds of Catalytic Converters Found in MTL’s Basement

June 23, 2020 11:33 pmComments Off on Report: Hundreds of Catalytic Converters Found in MTL’s Basement
Report: Hundreds of Catalytic Converters Found in MTL’s Basement

In a press conference earlier this week, just days before the end of the school year, authorities announced the long-awaited conclusion of their ongoing investigation into the series of catalytic converter thefts that have left campus puzzled since summer 2019. The perp? Stanford President Marc Tessier-Lavigne himself. “It’s always the […]

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Stanford Administration Releases Video of Contract Worker Praising Stanford While Held at Gunpoint

May 12, 2020 4:17 pmComments Off on Stanford Administration Releases Video of Contract Worker Praising Stanford While Held at Gunpoint
Stanford Administration Releases Video of Contract Worker Praising Stanford While Held at Gunpoint

Following controversy over inaction and misleading statements regarding the University’s plans to cut benefits and pay to contract workers, Provost Persis Drell’s latest email to students and faculty did little to calm the growing outrage among the community. After a warm greeting consisting of a three-hundred-word monologue describing where Susie […]

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Report: Frosh Optimistically Cancels Birthday Party Because More Than 150 People Were Gonna Come For Sure

April 19, 2020 3:10 pmComments Off on Report: Frosh Optimistically Cancels Birthday Party Because More Than 150 People Were Gonna Come For Sure
Report: Frosh Optimistically Cancels Birthday Party Because More Than 150 People Were Gonna Come For Sure

Following numerous updates from Stanford administrators regarding COVID-19 in the past week, academic departments and campus residences alike rushed to meet university guidelines by cancelling planned events with more than 150 people. Freshman Bobby Griffins decided that alongside research meetings that would have had an international audience and all-campus parties […]

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Professor Accidentally Opens List of Students Ranked by Hotness Instead of Powerpoint

November 6, 2019 12:00 pmComments Off on Professor Accidentally Opens List of Students Ranked by Hotness Instead of Powerpoint
Professor Accidentally Opens List of Students Ranked by Hotness Instead of Powerpoint

In a mistake that will haunt Dr. Eric Breckenridge for the rest of his tenured career, the esteemed professor and leader in his field of advanced discrete theory accidentally opened the wrong file at the beginning of lecture for MS&E 142, revealing a list of his students. Though Dr. Breckenridge […]

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Flipside News in Brief: Georgian Mistresses, AAU Surveys, and Night Rabbits

May 18, 2019 4:49 pmComments Off on Flipside News in Brief: Georgian Mistresses, AAU Surveys, and Night Rabbits
Georgia State Capitol Building in Atlanta, Georgia, USA.

Georgia Passes de facto Abortion Ban, Exception for Senators’ Mistresses News came last week of a Georgia bill outlawing abortions, a potential challenge to the Supreme Court’s Roe v. Wade ruling. Interestingly, the fine print of the bill includes a single loophole — women ages 18 to 22 working under the […]

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Movie Review: I Thought Avengers: Endgame Was Just Okay Because of the Part Where Tony Stark Shitted Out the Infinity Stones

April 30, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Movie Review: I Thought Avengers: Endgame Was Just Okay Because of the Part Where Tony Stark Shitted Out the Infinity Stones
Movie Review: I Thought Avengers: Endgame Was Just Okay Because of the Part Where Tony Stark Shitted Out the Infinity Stones

I was as excited as the next person to watch the twenty-second film in the Marvel Cinematic Multiverse, and I even coded a hacking algorithm so that I could be sure to secure one of the Cardinal Nights tickets and risk expulsion for this dumb movie. Still, I have to […]

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Op-Ed: I’m Beginning to Regret The Chris Brown Sticker on My Hydroflask

January 28, 2019 7:00 pmComments Off on Op-Ed: I’m Beginning to Regret The Chris Brown Sticker on My Hydroflask
Op-Ed: I’m Beginning to Regret The Chris Brown Sticker on My Hydroflask

I’m facing a pretty serious problem, and it has to do with my Hydroflask. I rock a mango colored 532 mL bottle, with a wide mouth polyurethane flex cap. Pristine condition. She’s covered with a carefully curated selection of only the finest stickers displaying my interests and morals. At first […]

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Turning Point USA Adds Mario Kart’s Birdo to Stanford Watchlist for “Sexual Deviancy”

June 5, 2018 12:12 amComments Off on Turning Point USA Adds Mario Kart’s Birdo to Stanford Watchlist for “Sexual Deviancy”
Turning Point USA Adds Mario Kart’s Birdo to Stanford Watchlist for “Sexual Deviancy”

Over the last week, conservative nonprofit Turning Point USA announced the addition of the Mario Kart character Birdo to the professor watchlist for Stanford University. TPUSA has been quite active on campus in the last week, with founder, director, and certifiable hottie Charlie Kirk and communications director Candace Owens coming […]

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Report: Kairos in state of anarchy after all-staff firing, Wine and Cheese nights under threat

May 14, 2018 12:00 pmComments Off on Report: Kairos in state of anarchy after all-staff firing, Wine and Cheese nights under threat
Kairos

Following the firing of all Kairos staff members last week, the Flipside has received reports that the house is steadily devolving into a state of brutal dog-eat-dog anarchy — and the situation seems to only be getting worse. Initially, neighboring houses reported hearing shrieks and groans coming from the now-ungoverned […]

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