N.S.A. Call Data Collection Ruled Illegal, Must Settle for Microchip in your Brain

WASHINGTON — Last Thursday a New York federal appeals court ruled that…

National Study Discovers New Breed of “Old White Guy”: Bernie Sanders

Friday, the United States electorate discovered a brand new variety of person…

Hillary Clinton Deals With Paralyzing Fear that Someone, Somewhere May Not Vote For Her

Recent reports from the Democratic campaign trail have indicated that the Clinton…

Study Finds News of 2016 Election Best Taken Rectally

With the recent announcement of Ted Cruz’s presidential bid, coverage of the…