Students Still Can’t Pronounce “Lathrop”

In the year since Lathrop was designated Stanford’s 24-hour study space, students…

Students Yet to Inform TA that Section Ended 7 Minutes Ago

Despite section having ended a full seven minutes prior, this reporter can…

6 Restless Ghosts We Wouldn’t Want as Roommates

Cecil: Ever since little Cecil started haunting the creepy house at the…

Cubs Manager Confidently Predicts NLCS Victory While Walking Underneath 15-Foot Ladder

Standing amongst the shards of a shattered mirror in the Cubs locker…