Vaden Offering Free Lobotomies as Stanford Enters Flu Season

It’s about that time of year again: flu season! The time when…

Breaking News: Only Four Dead in Most Rewarding Dance Marathon Yet

Reporting that this year was perhaps the fundraiser’s most successful to date,…

New Meditation Center Converted to Sexile Refugee Camp

Campus life took a depressing turn earlier this week, as sexiled freshmen…

Vaden Unveils New Sexual Health Initiative: “Pee During Sex”

The Sexual Health Peer Resource Center has been a strong proponent on…

Ask a Delusional College Libertarian

Dear Delusional College Libertarian,  Vaden’s new condom policy makes me feel inadequate.…

The Double-Take: A Killer on the Rise

A recent study out of Stanford’s Psychology department has found that College…

Report: Freshmen Male Asked if He is Pregnant at Vaden

An embarrassed and shocked freshmen male was reportedly asked if he was…

Medical Marijuana Surfaces As Unlikely Swine Flu Cure; Swine Flu Cases Up 52%
 


   The spread of swine flu is now outpacing CDC projections for…

Vaden Adopts “Laughter Is The Best Medicine” Policy