Paul Ryan Rejects Epic Republican Prez-Posal

WASHINGTON,DC – As the Republican presidential primary has progressed onwards and members…

Rubio Nears Cruz Endorsement As tortured Soul Trapped In FL Senator Cries Out For Help

Florida senator Marco Rubio discussed the suspension of his presidential campaign last…

Spongebob Not Ready, Emergency Preparedness Report Finds

Spongebob Squarepants, who has gained worldwide fame for proclaiming, “I’m ready!” loudly…

Patriots’ Balls Smaller Than Claimed

NFL officials published a report this past week indicating that despite being cleared…