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“The horror, the horror!” – Students Recount Catastrophic Drizzle

October 17, 2016 12:00 pmComments Off on “The horror, the horror!” – Students Recount Catastrophic Drizzle
A man dressed in a shirt and tie with his hands on his head look to the sky in frustration in the pouring rain 

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The room is undecorated, apart from a poster on the wall advertising an upcoming a capella concert. A circle of collapsible chairs sit under a single ceiling light – they are filled by students struggling to make sense of the events that took place. Faces are stained equally with rain […]

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10 Plagues Strike Stanford

April 21, 2014 12:00 pmComments Off on 10 Plagues Strike Stanford
10 Plagues Strike Stanford

Too long have students struggled under the yoke of p-sets and midterms. As Passover draws to an end, the suffering has been great as the Heavens cast down 10 plagues upon the campus of Stanford, to bestow freedom unto the student body. All the Jewish students are constipated, and that’s […]

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Pants-Wetting Trend Masked by Rain Downpour

March 11, 2014 9:00 amComments Off on Pants-Wetting Trend Masked by Rain Downpour
Pants-Wetting Trend Masked by Rain Downpour

It has been confirmed that a number of students have been using the downpour as an opportunity to camouflage pissing themselves over the past week. This phenomenon was uncovered by Flipside investigators who observed that while the seats of many pant were soaked through, bike seats were no longer wet […]

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Opinion: It’s Colder This Year Than Last Year

December 9, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Opinion: It’s Colder This Year Than Last Year
Opinion: It’s Colder This Year Than Last Year

Dude, what the heck? It’s like, so much colder than it was last year. I know I say this every year, but this time it really seems like it’s a lot colder. Stanford usually is pretty balmy in the winter, at least, that’s the way I remember it. It’s pretty […]

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Stanford Offers Refund of $200 Per Rainy Day

October 21, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on Stanford Offers Refund of $200 Per Rainy Day
Stanford Offers Refund of $200 Per Rainy Day

Freshmen from all corners of the world are up in arms over the past week of occasional drizzle, claiming that they were lured into accepting admission over false pretenses. People were forced to retire their flip flops for the first time this year and bikers who neglected to buy tire […]

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Sky Runs Out of Water; Resorts To Cats, Dogs

January 27, 2010 6:16 pm0 comments
Sky Runs Out of Water; Resorts To Cats, Dogs

According to several reports from around the blogosphere, the entire sky has officially run out of water. With several trillion pounds of rain pouring down in the Bay Area in the past week, the sky has been unable to keep up with the increasing demand. The sky complained, “Water can […]

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Rain: Revolutionizing Awkward Small Talk Between Stanford Students

January 26, 2010 1:53 am0 comments
Rain: Revolutionizing Awkward Small Talk Between Stanford Students
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‘Sin Explains Stanford Devil-Rain’ – Says Pat Roberton

January 23, 2010 9:21 pm0 comments
‘Sin Explains Stanford Devil-Rain’ – Says Pat Roberton

NEW YORK – In the wake of his controversial statements on a divine motive behind the earthquake in Haiti, famous televangeslit Pat Robertson has shifted his focus to Stanford University and the seemingly unending storm that has formed above it. On Friday’s broadcast of “The 700 Club,” Robertson took to […]

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Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party

February 22, 2009 9:25 pm0 comments
Wind, Rain, Sleet, and RA’s Break Up Donner Party
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Mother Nature Apologizes To Bay Area For Rain

November 8, 2008 2:11 pm0 comments
Mother Nature Apologizes To Bay Area For Rain
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