245 Articles By Year Life Stanford Topic Year 9 Update: Thing Still in Shower Despite confused glances, muted whispers to RAs, and heartfelt attempts to inform… Ben KaufmanOctober 21, 2016
Realizing It’s Only Week 4, Freshman Implodes And Creates Literal Black Hole In Dorm Room On Tuesday, there were reports of a black hole forming in a… Olivia PoppOctober 20, 2016
245 Articles By Year Life Stanford Year 9 Student Wondering If Ceiling Fan Rotating Fast Enough To Decapitate TA Gazing idly at the rotating blades whirring above the whiteboard at the end… Jeffery SquidOctober 19, 2016
Student Running Pretty Low on Tide Pods Following a trip to the Trancos laundry room last Thursday, sophomore David Siegelman… Peter BallmerOctober 18, 2016
SHPRC Plundered By Sex Pirates Announcing their arrival by firing a cannon across the entrance to the… Charlie DexterOctober 17, 2016
245 Articles By Year Life Stanford Topic Year 9 Update: Thing Still in Shower Despite confused glances, muted whispers to RAs, and heartfelt attempts to inform… Ben KaufmanOctober 21, 2016
Realizing It’s Only Week 4, Freshman Implodes And Creates Literal Black Hole In Dorm Room On Tuesday, there were reports of a black hole forming in a… Olivia PoppOctober 20, 2016
245 Articles By Year Life Stanford Year 9 Student Wondering If Ceiling Fan Rotating Fast Enough To Decapitate TA Gazing idly at the rotating blades whirring above the whiteboard at the end… Jeffery SquidOctober 19, 2016
245 Articles By Year Life Stanford Topic Year 9 Student Running Pretty Low on Tide Pods Following a trip to the Trancos laundry room last Thursday, sophomore David Siegelman… Peter BallmerOctober 18, 2016
245 Articles Stanford Year 9 SHPRC Plundered By Sex Pirates Announcing their arrival by firing a cannon across the entrance to the… Charlie DexterOctober 17, 2016
245 Articles Life Year 9 Op-Ed: “It’s Not a Walk of Shame Until You Stroll Down The Row Shouting ‘I Am An Unrepentant Child of Hedonistic Sin'” Guys, we’ve all been there- sweaty, hung over, walkin’ down the row… Ben KaufmanOctober 17, 2016
Quote of the Week 10/17/16 “For this, too, I will be stoked.” – Frat star, performing soliloquy Jeffery SquidOctober 17, 2016
245 Articles By Year Life Technology Topic Year 9 Physicists Finally Discover Ultralight Beam, Conclude It Cool Song Stanford physicists have announced that they have finally discovered “Ultralight Beam”, a… Jonathan EngelOctober 17, 2016
245 By Year Headlines Local Topic Year 9 Area Middle Schooler To Call Friends Parent’s “You” For Next Six Years Arthur IulaOctober 17, 2016
