According to several reports from around the blogosphere, the entire sky has officially run out of water.
With several trillion pounds of rain pouring down in the Bay Area in the past week, the sky has been unable to keep up with the increasing demand.
The sky complained, “Water can only renew so fast.
You know it has to evaporate and that whole thing–and that takes time.
” The sky will now be dropping cats and dogs upon unsuspecting civilians.
When cat and dog supplies become limited, the sky may resort to dropping men, grape juice, or Keystone Lite.

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