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My NASA internship at NASA was cancelled from corono virus, and now i’l never know if want to eat the moon or fuck it

May 11, 2020 9:13 pmComments Off on My NASA internship at NASA was cancelled from corono virus, and now i’l never know if want to eat the moon or fuck it
My NASA internship at NASA was cancelled from corono virus, and now i’l never know if want to eat the moon or fuck it
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NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky

9:12 pmComments Off on NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky
NASA doesn’t know that there’s a bunch of rocks spinning towards the earth gonna kill us all now that they don’t have summer interns anymore and they spend all their time inside from the corono virus instead of outside looking at the sky
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Op-Ed: My Internship at NASA Was Cancelled So I’m Going to Poach Elephant Ivory in The Orient, Instead

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Op-Ed: My Internship at NASA Was Cancelled So I’m Going to Poach Elephant Ivory in The Orient, Instead

I got a job at NASA for the summer. You wouldn’t have heard about it, it was a secret internship where you had to crack a code on their website and then you could find out how to apply. And when I showed up for the interview I gave them […]

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Op-Ed: My Super Exclusive Internship with NASA Was Just Cancelled So I Guess I’m Stuck Slumming It in My Huge London Flat

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Op-Ed: My Super Exclusive Internship with NASA Was Just Cancelled So I Guess I’m Stuck Slumming It in My Huge London Flat

So there I was, just sitting in my trophy room in my super big house where all the celebrities live just watching ESPN’s top 10 plays from my little league season back in ’07 when the president of nasa snapchats me that my exclusive internship this summer is cancelled cause […]

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Op-Ed: I Was Going to Work at NASA and Now I Am Not, But I Was Going To and I Am Smart

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Op-Ed: I Was Going to Work at NASA and Now I Am Not, But I Was Going To and I Am Smart

I’m just writing this so all of you know that, even though I won’t be working at NASA this summer, I was totally going to. Just to be clear, I was chosen from a very large applicant pool of hot geniuses because I am the best. And also, I am […]

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Op-Ed: I Had the NASA Internship Where They Make Me the Astronaut, But Then It Got Canceled Because of Coronavirus

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Op-Ed: I Had the NASA Internship Where They Make Me the Astronaut, But Then It Got Canceled Because of Coronavirus

Okay, I’m pissed. One month ago, I had this summer all figured out: women, white claw, and the most prestigious NASA internship that they have, where they make me the big astronaut who goes up into space with the fast rocket ships. But thanks to this “corono virus,” there will […]

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Dad Disappointed No Earth, Wind and Fire on Mars

October 5, 2015 12:00 pmComments Off on Dad Disappointed No Earth, Wind and Fire on Mars
Dad Disappointed No Earth, Wind and Fire on Mars
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NASA Begins Search For Water In Stanford Fountain

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NASA Begins Search For Water In Stanford Fountain

“Locating fairly conclusive signs of liquid water on Mars indicated it was time to move onto the real challenges,” confirmed administrator Charles Bolden last Sunday. “Sure, there could be life elsewhere in the universe, but California? That would fucking blow our minds.” Successfully avoiding the culmination of decades searching for extraterrestrial […]

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NASA Discovers Full Quad on the Moon

October 21, 2013 12:00 pmComments Off on NASA Discovers Full Quad on the Moon
NASA Discovers Full Quad on the Moon
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A Question to Republican candidates

October 12, 2011 6:00 amComments Off on A Question to Republican candidates
A Question to Republican candidates

A NASA satellite is threatening to crash into the Earth. How would you as President deal with this threat? Mitt Romney- I would cut personal and corporate tax rates, empowering the private sector to deal with this threat. I dealt with many similar issues at Bain Capital and this is […]

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