Coolest Senior Excited To Move To, Be “So Over” New York

After four years of blasé sighs, insatiable apathy, and open assertions that…

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Child Conceived in Coachella Tent Will Have Bad Life, Says Science

Deaugh Laboratories, Seattle, Washington —  After nearly 15 years of research, Chief…